looking for a game maybe...

[makesbadchoices]

So this is the place where I'm supposed to tell you what I'm not happy about. Well do you want a list in bulletform because this could take awhile.

My username. Change it. And no, kingofthecreepers is not an acceptable alternative.

[I don't know Derek. The morgue scene with Erica, every locker room scene with Jackson ever...]

Shut up.

I'm also not happy with my company up here. The creepy kid that doesn't talk is bad enough but a necromancer? Really? Are you sure you wouldn't rather have my uncle here than me? He'd fit right in. In fact, I'm pretty sure that Cabal guy would love to ask him a few questions.



And no, absolutely not, no games. I'm on vacation.

Comments

[hypercompetent]

[LOUD SNICKERING]

Makes bad choices, trust issues, failalpha--I really like that one, it's got a nice ring to it!

[makesbadchoices]

[HAHAHA SO FUNNY. NOT.]

It's almost like you're asking for a concussion.

[hypercompetent]

It's almost like you've got no sense of humor! Which is completely unsurprising.

[makesbadchoices]

Try saying something funny for once then - I could use a good laugh.

[hypercompetent]

I'm always funny. [A beat.] Ummm. The Beacon Hills "pack"?

[makesbadchoices]

[Just an eyebrow to say that Derek doubts your words. He doubts them.]

What about them. [Not that there's really much of a pack left, but. Whatever.]

i always feel like i should be apologizing for him djgklh

[hypercompetent]

[rolling his eyes god derek the joke is the pack, ok]

Point proven, you are a fun suck. A fun vampire.

never apologize for Stiles. ever.

[makesbadchoices]

[No, wrong, the joke is Derek's life.]

I don't sparkle.

i'm waiting for the day when i offend a mun LOL

[hypercompetent]

[yes exactly :D it's okay stiles' life is kind of a joke too]

Noted. Also noted that you aren't disagreeing with me. You're going to go to some game and start the intense Fun Vampire Invasion.

well you don't have to worry here.

[makesbadchoices]

[Wrinkling his nose.] That sounds like the name of a really shitty dubstep group.

Your analogy is wrong, anyway. Vampires steal other people's blood to use as their own. Which would suggest that a fun vampire would steal other people's fun to use as their own, something that you claim I don't know how to do.

I think the word you're looking for is dementor.

oh good ROFL

[hypercompetent]

That was an incredibly nerdy correction. [rolling his eyes at you again]

And just for that I'm going to learn how to drop the bass and make a band called Fun Vampire Invasion, and I'm so not giving you any royalties.

Derek is secretly nerdy you know he is

[makesbadchoices]

[Said in a completely even tone, pleasantly even.] If you ever play dubstep anywhere I can hear it I am going to rip your ears off and feed them to you because you're clearly not using them for anything important.

abso freakin lutely 8D

[hypercompetent]

That's healthy. You should really go talk to someone about those anger issues of yours! Seeriously, textbook future serial killer.

[makesbadchoices]

I don't have anger issues.

[Really Derek that's what you choose to focus on.]

[hypercompetent]

[just this face]

[makesbadchoices]

Issues would imply that I don't know what to do with my anger. I know exactly what to do with it.

[hypercompetent]

Oh my goddd. [REALLY.] Does what to do with it include slamming your resident 150 pounds of human into walls? Because spoilers, that is definitely not kosher.

[makesbadchoices]

When is the last time I did something like that, huh? And shoving you out of the way of teeth and claws doesn't count.

[hypercompetent]

You didn't exactly make a stunning first impression.

[makesbadchoices]

You got me arrested for killing my sister.

[hypercompetent]

You looked like a serial killer!

[makesbadchoices]

My sister. [He's not letting you get away with this one, Stiles. That was a really shitty thing to do.]

[hypercompetent]

[He knows, okay, he knows.] Yeah, well, your communication skills weren't exactly fine tuned! If you'd actually talked to us instead of going all [airquotes, mocking voice included] "the bite is a gift, we're brothers now, let me look menacing enough to freak you both out" then we probably wouldn't have had that problem!

[makesbadchoices]

Or you two could have tried asking instead sticking your nose into things that didn't concern you and making assumptions about things you don't understand.

[hypercompetent]

Or you could have told Scott what was going on from the first minute instead of assuming that we, as people who were 90% sure werewolves only existed in movies, could magically start to understand everything that was happening to him.

[makesbadchoices]

I didn't know what was going on. [And oh but it burns to admit that.]