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[anoldfriend]

...The Organization is not a harem. I don't understand why that conclusion was drawn.

[OH, XEHANORT, BB, ONE DAY YOU'LL LEARN ABOUT CRACK AND JOKES.]

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[sitarslacker]

Yeah? According to who, it isn't? Someone who isn't having a good enough time, that's who!

GFIJDGFLKJ DEMYX...

[anoldfriend]

Its formation is intrinsic to restoring balance.

[darkbeforethedawn]

You're such a big fan of yourself it might as well be.

[anoldfriend]

It's a necessary evil to control all Thirteen so that nothing goes wrong.

[NOT A HAREM.]

[darkbeforethedawn]

[DIDN'T SAY IT WAS]

And how's that been working out for you?

[anoldfriend]

Twelve out of Thirteen.

[SORA WILL BE HIS THEIRS YET.]

[sitarslacker]

Riiiight...and a harem's probably a lot less work.

Hnh, I think I see your point.

Nobody would look at all the sour faces around here and think we were up to anything fun.

[anoldfriend]

Whether you have fun or not isn't our concern.

[He doesn't emote, so sue him.]

[bindsthedead]

Aren't you a little- young for that sort of thing?

[anoldfriend]

I'm nineteen, and the Organization is run by myself nearly a hundred years in the future.

And it's not a harem.

[bindsthedead]

[Blush, blush blush. Well, Sabriel's roughly the same age, but she thought he was younger.]

Ah- then what is it, exactly?

[darkbeforethedawn]

Last I saw you had to pull back a couple that were already dead to even get that far. And you fumbled at least one vessel.

[anoldfriend]

[His face makes him look younger... Sob...]

It's an organization gathered so that my future self can save the worlds.

[anoldfriend]

Is it so bad when you find more worthy vessels?

[Shut up Sora is his BACK OFF YOU NOSY BRAT]

You know Sora can't escape this fate. Tell me--where, pray tell, is he? Has he not returned yet?

[bindsthedead]

Save them from what?

[Sabriel, get away from the villain.]

[darkbeforethedawn]

I like how you think I'll actually tell you.

[anoldfriend]

The light. It has tipped the balance too far in its favor. So I'm attempting to force it back in balance, so to speak.

[anoldfriend]

So he's not returned. If he had, you'd happily declare so.

[bindsthedead]

The light?

My own world has had problems with balance too. The Charter was weakened, and Free Magic and the Dead had begun to overrun everything.

[sitarslacker]

Yeah, that's what I figured. I guess that makes you a pretty cruel harem-master, huh?

[anoldfriend]

It's not a harem.

[anoldfriend]

That's certainly a problem. I hope you manage to find a solution.

[sitarslacker]

But think of how much easier recruitment would go, if we acted like it was!

[letxequalnull]

I would certainly hope not.

[anoldfriend]

And why do we need more than what we have?

[anoldfriend]

[FINALLY, SOMEONE SANE.]

I don't understand the humor in this. Do you?

[letxequalnull]

Do not concern yourself with it. They are ever prone to such nonsense.

[anoldfriend]

I noticed.

[letxequalnull]

It shall pass in time, as do all amusements of this sort.

[anoldfriend]

That's good.

I still don't get the joke.

[letxequalnull]

I do not believe we are meant to get the joke.

[anoldfriend]

My mundane says something about "Tumblr."

[letxequalnull]

Ah. One of their "diversions" then.

[darkbeforethedawn]

Now that I know you want him? Think again.

... Especially since you had to ask. You can't track him any more, can you?

[sitarslacker]

Good point, why overachieve?