Muse finds muns skills dubious at best

[nine_pints_of_nanobots]

Dearie, did you not pay attention to the genius level intellect description?

Oh I do realize you're not a complete imbecile, but we can both agree you are not me. What is that? Keyboard and mouse? How quaint. How can you even possibly convey the intimate nature of my relationship with machines or the Carrier herself with your limited means?

Do think about this won't you?

(Canon is The Authority)

Comments

[nanoboted]

Muns take on too much at times I think. Sure they have their best interests at heart.

[nine_pints_of_nanobots]

Indeed they do, she cannot possibly have a concept of me or my uniqueness. Not to sound too egotistical, but I'm something different.

[nanoboted]

Yeah? Howso? [Jake knows well about that.]

[nine_pints_of_nanobots]

I'm a living computer, a perfect interface of living tissue and machine. My blood replace with nanites, my body capable of anything I can conceive.

[nanoboted]

Really? [She has Jake's attention now.] I can control technology with my brain.

[nine_pints_of_nanobots]

[And she'd smile, a lovely metallic chrome grin] I use my nanites, and radio-telepathy. I can make my own clones and draw on the most rudimentary of elements to create whatever I need.

There was much keysmashing when I saw this. Hope you don't mind the lateness

[grouchinleather]

Asking your mun to fuck their keyboard, Angie? [Smirks.] That's a new freaky, even for you.

Oh Midnighter, always late to the party.

[nine_pints_of_nanobots]

I can think of worse things she could be doing.

I'm not freaky, merely creative and extremely flexible.

[grouchinleather]

You know, even if you fuck the carrier I'm still her favorite.

[nine_pints_of_nanobots]

Keep thinking that, we both know who is at the heart of her data matrix.

[grouchinleather]

Whatever helps you sleep at night, Angie. Like that little taco bell dog.

Ffff hope you don't mind my late too, omg Angieeee

[tochasethesun]

Aw, c'mon Angie, at least give them props for trying?

Ohh who wouldn't forgive that face?

[nine_pints_of_nanobots]

I suppose you're right. But honestly, can you expect me to be excited when she can't even program without a manual?