mun is resisting the urge to reapp him, Denmark doesn't agree with that resistance

[chatty_swan]

Mun. Mun. Hey, mun!

I get that ya're really wanting ta play me again because we've always had lots of fun and I bet Nor's missing me lots, and Ice too, even if they're too shy ta say it, but ya just apped a young lady ta a game, shouldn't ya pay attention ta her while ya wait fer apps ta open?

...Don't worry if ya pledged ta not app me, Nor's kicks aren't nearly as hard as they look if ya know that he's only worrying and doesn't know how ta properly express it. Almost as bad with words as Sweden, but his face's a lot better.

And ya have enough time anyway, ya just need ta play less of his lameface, he's only dragging ya down, I can tell that, ya know?

Oh, and ya should check if Sweden's finally managed ta get laid, or if he still needs help with that. So I can plan how ta get him there while I still have the time.

Comments

EXCUSE HIS NOT GETTING LAID...NESS

[ex_husband711]

What.

[He wouldn't object to Denmark coming back because he misses the stupid but WHAT IS THIS.]

THERE IS NO EXCUSE BUT BIG BRO WILL HELP YOU

[chatty_swan]

Hey! [Wave, wave. He's actually pretty excited to see Sweden again because family is important he missed him making fun of his ugly mug. He just wants to get back out there on a more regular basis again. Yep, that's all.

...Okay maybe not. But good luck getting him to admit that.] So how's it going? Has Fin sucked yer dick yet?

BRO PLS NO

[ex_husband711]

[He's not happy to see Denmark what are you talking about. Well, he's happy to see Den, but not happy about this conversation!!!]

S'fine.

...no. [Please let's not talk about this.....]

HE'S ONLY HELPING

[chatty_swan]

...But ya have sucked his, right? [Not really believing it, simply because that should have gotten him a different reaction and really. Sweden is as stuck-up as ever so it's unlikely that he has gotten any in the meantime, but

watching Sweden squirm is nice too.]

DENMARK? HELP? WHAT ARE THESE LIES.

[ex_husband711]

No.

[Facepalming now. Denmark.... he rubs his forehead.]

We jus' started datin'.

He worries about you, pathetic little bro!!!!!!!!

[chatty_swan]

So ya're getting there!

[He has to think of that conversation about dating that he had with Norway now, though, and wonders what exactly that entails in Sweden's case. The main point of dating was exclusivity, right?]

Lies. All lies. This is just /exploitation/

[ex_husband711]

No.

[Sweden just wants to go hide preferably against Finland's shoulder. This is so embarrassing, this is why he would never want to tell Denmark. It's just going to be embarrassment after embarrassment...]

That's fer marriage.

[chatty_swan]

Nah, I've done it plenty of times and was barely ever married ta the oher person. Except ta Nor fer a while but then ya were an asshole and kidnapped him.

But if ya're too stuck up ta have fun without getting all the documents and paperwork first then ya just need ta speed that paperwork up.

[ex_husband711]

[Sighhhhh. He shakes his head. Just going to skip over that first part, yep.]

Takin' things slow.

[chatty_swan]

Ya've been taking it slow fer a couple of centuries now, it's high time ya speed it up or the sun will blow up before ya get there!

[ex_husband711]

S'fine th'way it is.

[chatty_swan]

Ya look like ya're about ta eat your face every time ya look at him, clearly ya aren't.

[Slapping Sweden on the back like bros do]

[ex_husband711]

'm not gonna eat 'im. [OW. At least he's used to this so he barely flinches anymore.]

[buttertroll]

[A really really exquisitely tiny part of him likes seeing his brother... not enough to prevent a brotherly punch from hitting his arm]

What lies are these?

[chatty_swan]

Hey, Nor!

Ya wouldn't have had to punch me, I'd definitely have noticed ya without that too [:D] But nevermind, it is absolutely great ta see ya, it's been ages! Ages, the mun's just kept me locked up there and then I couldn't meet any family except for the stupidface.

How are ya doing? Mun's said she's thinking about canon updating me ta 2009, just by the end of May, so I'd know what ya'd send ta Eurovision ta serenade me. Even if ya're the real fairytale. [Also you'll just get hugged now, good luck prying him away from yourself.] I mean ya aren't the one that I'd serenade but I would if I could. All of ya. And then we could all fuck. That'd be pretty hot, too! Just think, two or three or four of ya, I'd definitely like ta see that.

[Just... shut him up, or this will just get worse.]

[buttertroll]

[Curses. As if Finland wasn't enough. What misfortune led him to have two brothers who talked endlessly. If only he didn't promise England to use his magic cautiously, he would certainly make Denmark's lips shut tight. PERMANENTLY]

[For now, a strong push, because he's too cool for hugs] Quiet you!

[chatty_swan]

[noooo that would be unusual cruelty!

He might explode on you!]

Ya could of course also bring someone else with ya into that, I'm sure Belgium wouldn't mind at all, she's got a pretty good taste too. And she's fun and ya can drink a beer with her after and unlike Russia she doesn't go all creepy in the middle. I mean ya get creepy sometimes but that's different, ya're more creepily scary and Russia is scarily creepy, right?

[buttertroll]

[The nation really has no notion of how to shut up, does he? No wonder Norway's thoughts go to much grim realities. But he should be use to this by now, he just refuses it.]

Shut up!

[He says this, while aiming hard on Denmark's face]

I can't think.

[He is silent for a solid minute before talking to Denmark]

Now, what were you saying? Slowly this time.

[chatty_swan]

[Dodging that without much trouble and scooting over instead so he can pull Norway into a hug.

Also that silence will be onesided, but he stops chattering when Norway speaks and then just repeats the last thing that he said.] I wonder if Iceland will have a boyfriend before Sweden gets anywhere with Finland?

[buttertroll]

[It was a painful option, but Norway wasn't delighted with the brotherly affection, so he bangs his head at Denmark's head]

[He was silent for a few moments before he answered Denmark with his usual calm voice] Why would Iceland need a boyfriend?

[He has me]

[chatty_swan]

Ta get him laid!

[He grins, rubbing his forehead.] Ya know, a girlfriend is just as good, but the only ones that are free right now that I can think of wouldn't bee good fer his health so. Just imagine if he turned out like Sweden, 2000 and a virgin!

[buttertroll]

Ja

[He leans his head a little with a mischievous smile on his face]

What are you suggesting?

[chatty_swan]

That Liechtenstein would be a really bad pick because then ya and Switzerland would have to go ta war, or something.

[buttertroll]

Minor details.

You can handle him, can't you?

[He's never volunteering himself]

[chatty_swan]

Nope, the rest of the EU would be really angry with me if I got into a fight with him, so ya'll have ta do that.