It's scary when Ganondorf starts critiqueing other villains...

[curse_of_power]

This... Aizen... truly a fool. He places too much trust in his minions and machinations. Hiding behind layers upon layers of planning and tenuous alliances... and these Arrancar... Giving power to beings like those.

Too many variables with too little control. A single strike could undo centuries of planning, and for what? Power? Control? Immortality?

[He scoffs.] I will enjoy seeing this man's farce come to an end with him face down in his own blood.

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[curse_of_power]

So I have you to thank for my troubles with that accursed Ocarina?

[Seriously Sheo? Don't bring music up to him. He's not exactly a fan of the orchestra.]

[cheese_for_everyone]

If you were in my world, yes, but you have to keep in mind I am not a god of YOUR universe.

So someone else made your magical instruments.

*really needs to get back to Oblivion and Skyrim* >.>

[curse_of_power]

You try my patience, old one. I would advise that you not test me further.

I know the feeling xD

[cheese_for_everyone]

Is that a challenge?

I haven't even gotten to the Dragonborn DLC yet. >.<

[curse_of_power]

Consider it advise, one 'god' to another.

Mind if he goes through with this plan? XD

[cheese_for_everyone]

[He takes out a staff.]

Perhaps I should show you a little bit of real magic.

As long as you don't mind him breaking free of the effects faster than normal. :D

[curse_of_power]

[And in return, he pulls the Sword of the Sages from his chest.]

Do so at your own peril.

That's fine by me he just wants to make a point xD

[cheese_for_everyone]

[He directs the staff at Ganon,]

I'll take my chances.

[And then he fires. Upon connection the resulting magic blast would turn Ganon into a sweetroll fully aware of his gooey existence for the short time the spell lasts.]

Mkay. :D

[curse_of_power]

[He brings the blade to parry the blast, only to find himself holding a large pastry for a moment. He grimaces for a second before using his own power to break the transformation.]

I'll admit, power to simply ignore the nature of this blade is impressive, but such a power could be much more effectively utilized.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Huh well your sword wasn't exactly the intended target of the spell and the effects are random at best.

There was even a chance I could of turned you into another demon of sorts.

[curse_of_power]

You have no control over the outcome of your own spells?

[Scoff.] Pathetic.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Oh no that's just the appeal of the Wabbajack. I can control plenty of things.

[Enjoy being teleported a few feet in the air Ganon, not enough to hurt or even kill. Just enough to annoy.]

I really do love your Sheo. Dorf is just a massive dick. >.>

[curse_of_power]

[And Ganon will just float there, arms crossed and looking unimpressed.]

Yet you fail to provide any sort of evidence that suggests you wield sufficient power to warrant being called a 'god.'