On his debt at teleios

[writeswrongs]

17 years, 5 months??

You've got to be kidding me.

It's not like I've killed anybody. And most of that stuff I did in my wayward... earlier years. Should I really be punished for that?

Don't even try and tell me that you're going easy on me.

... And stop talking with your friends and coming up with more! I'm going to be there until I'm 90 at this rate.

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[like_a_gerbil]

I don't think I want my mundane looking at that list and figuring out what my debt would be.

[writeswrongs]

More than 17 years, 5 months, I take it?

[like_a_gerbil]

[Steve looks slightly embarrassed since his mundane keeps laughing over the debt she could total up for him.]

I served in the war. [Pausing, he remembers that reference doesn't work the way it had a few decades ago.] In World War II. I think I'd automatically get a couple of life sentences.

[writeswrongs]

Mmm. They don't really end up giving life sentences. It's only a year per person you've killed.

[like_a_gerbil]

The number would still be pretty high. She thinks just for 'sassing' I'd get a life sentence.

If you didn't - uh - kill someone, how'd you get the seventeen years?

[writeswrongs]

Believe it or not, I have the highest sentence for watching pornography. I mean really. Like there's a man - or woman - alive who hasn't watched porn.

Every viewing of it in my entire life has earned me a month.

[like_a_gerbil]

[Congratulations, Castle, you made Captain America blush.]

I - uh - actually haven't. Unless pinups count.

I don't think that was even considered in my mundane's total.

[writeswrongs]

[He does what he can.]

.... Seriously?

Well if you're from the 1940s, there wasn't much porn back then, nor was it as easily accessible as it is in my time.