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On his debt at teleios

17 years, 5 months??

You've got to be kidding me.

It's not like I've killed anybody. And most of that stuff I did in my wayward... earlier years. Should I really be punished for that?

Don't even try and tell me that you're going easy on me.

... And stop talking with your friends and coming up with more! I'm going to be there until I'm 90 at this rate.

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... Who have I brown-nosed??

What, you mean the mayor? That was more manipulation.

Damn, she can get me on that too. Beckett! Stop giving her ideas!

I was talking about me but if you want to keep digging your OEM grave I'll run and get you a shovel.

Since when have I sucked up to you? You think my compliments are a lie?

Of course I don't, Castle. But that doesn't mean I know you don't suck up sometimes. Which I like, by the way.

Maybe you just like it when I suck.

[Yeah he went there.]

Castle.

Public.

Is that a request?

[This look, Castle. I know you are very familiar with it.]

[Maybe he is, maybe he isn't.]

I thought you liked the idea of public.

[Castle, you are going to mortify her.]

If you keep this up, you're not going to find out.

Damn.

Alright, fine. You ruin all my fun.

[Like she won't make it up to you.]

Hey, I'm not the one spending the weekend wracking up two decades worth of debt for you.

Yeah, but your mun keeps helping her think of new things.

Don't you dare blame this on my mun. It was your mun's idea to begin with and I have my hands full enough dealing with the debt she's giving me.

Ooh, all of 11 years.

Almost twelve.

I'll be your age by the time I can leave.

[Yeah. She went there.]

Hilarious.

Can you believe I got 50 months for porn?

Is that a rhetorical question?

50 months! And she says that's going easy on me!

Unless you've forgotten, Castle, I've seen your porn collection and that is going easy on you.

Says the woman who has also enjoyed my porn collection.

Great. Now it's an even twelve years, thanks.

Yessss.

No.

Purgatory's more fun with both of us together.

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