ENABLERS MAN so have a voice test

[preciouspeace]

..Oh wait so you weren't voice testing me on that ninja's thread thing? ....you were? So this is sortof'a, second try sort of deal. I gotcha, I gotcha-

Well it took you long enough to decide on a journal name! Though I gotta say, both choices were pretty awesome. Ridiculously awesome, really. But I like this one! It's all...mysterious, with hidden Chinese meanings. It's perfect!

So.

What next?

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[sonof_thrain]

A....panda bear? Is that what manner of creature you are? You are not some grand illusion conjured by some wizard are you?

[He will be circling you now, Po.]

[preciouspeace]

..I don't think so. If I was an illusion I don't think I'd be quite as- ...round as I am. Or as solid.

[He pats his belly with a smile.]

You know, illusions gotta eat too- but I like that, grand. Better than being called fat or husky anyway.

[So he's not chubby, he's just GRAND.]

[sonof_thrain]

[Grand, hm? Thorin thinks himself rather grand because he's a dwarven prince. Not to mention the most stubborn dwarf alive.]

So, you are indeed real then. What strange place this is, I have no idea. What do you like eating?

[preciouspeace]

Of course I'm real!

[Did you really just ask him that-]

Well that's an easy one- I like eating everything.

[And then some.]

[sonof_thrain]

[Thorin drew his sword in a heartbeat.]

Do not think of eating me, panda-bear. I would have your head at my feet before you could raise a paw.

[Sorry, he's kind of defensive. Warg attack, you see?]

[preciouspeace]

[OH GEEZE.]

Oh no wait! I don't eat people, honest. That'd just be weird. ...And pretty gross.

..and I don't think you'd taste that good anyway.

[sonof_thrain]

Good. [Dwarf is smelly, Po. Just to let you know. Parasites too.]

Then I am in no danger. [He sheathed his great blade.]

[preciouspeace]

Course not! I'm just a big old teddy bear, really.

[That...sorta knows Kung-Fu.]

[sonof_thrain]

A...teddy bear? [He raised a large eyebrow.]

[preciouspeace]

UUhh- ...never mind. I just meant I'm nice.

[Po figures this guy doesn't get out much.]

[sonof_thrain]

[Oh, he's been out, Po. More than you'd think.]

A nice teddy bear? Very well.

[preciouspeace]

Yep, exactly!

..A nice...teddy panda bear.

[sonof_thrain]

[He crossed his arms and grunted.]

So, axe or sword?

[preciouspeace]

..Uuuhh....fists.

[He lifts his paws a little with a lopsided grin.]

I don't really fight with weapons too much.

[sonof_thrain]

So, you prefer to punch your enemies to death?

Using your claws, let me guess?

[preciouspeace]

Not really- you see, I'm a Kung-Fu master. ..That's what I do. Kung-Fu.

It's kinda my life really.

[So technically yes, he does punch his enemies to death.]

[sonof_thrain]

Show me this Kung-fu. [Thorin crossed his arms and watched.]

[preciouspeace]

Oh-ho well uuh- ...Normally I gotta have someone to... spar with..

[He freezes for a moment, clenching and clenching his paws at his sides nervously, before offering Thorin a weak smile.]

...You wouldn't happen to have anything...sturdy around that I could throw down some moves on, do you?

[sonof_thrain]

How about this? [Thorin scouted around and found a large branch from a fallen tree.]

[preciouspeace]

Perfect! Ok now you just- you just hold on tight to that ok?

[He bounces a little on his heels before giving the branch a few quick punches, and then throws his leg up to give it a powerful kick.]

[sonof_thrain]

[Oh God. Thorin rolled his eyes as he stood there holding the branch. God, if he hit him...]

Be careful.

[preciouspeace]

Hey, I got this! Didn't I say I was a Kung-Fu master?