Rude muse is rude [homeless]

[sparkless]

Hey, you. Yeah, the ugly one.

How long is it going to take for you to grow a spine? So what if other faceless internet people attempt to portray my magnificence? We both know no one can truly do it justice anyway.

And seriously- hiding your inadequacy behind excuses like 'my muse isn't friendly enough to be in a game'? Go play a fragging Autobot if that's what you want. Otherwise, shut your sniveling food hole and find me something to do.

That does not mean going to the opera with Megatron. I don't care what the buffet afterward is like, I am not doing that again.

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[bestfreedomfighter]

Not even for the pleasure of experiencing my distinguished company?

You wound me Starscream.

[sparkless]

If by pleasure you mean agony.

I'm sure you'll recover. You always do. [Much to his irritation.]

[bestfreedomfighter]

A space opera is hardly the worst I can do to you.

You should consider yourself fortunate that you have been exposed to such culture and refinement.

[sparkless]

You're right. It's on the list just under extinguishing my spark. But only by a small margin.

If your idea of 'culture' and 'refinement' is four hours of non-stop singing in old neocybex, then I'd rather be exposed to a sudden downpour of acid rain.

[bestfreedomfighter]

Acid rain can be arranged.

I am always on the lookout for new and exciting ways to offline you.

[sparkless]

You should really get a new hobby.

[thermosomatic]

Oh, but zhe opera zhing vas so fun to watch!

[sparkless]

It figures you like it. Freak.

[thermosomatic]

[whirr~]

Zhere's no need to get nasty.

[sparkless]

I wasn't talking to you. [Snerk]

[thermosomatic]

Hmm. I got so used to seeing you taken offline zhat I forgot how horrid your sense of humor is.

[sparkless]

How about we switch rolls, then? I'll be the one that throws your corpse in a ditch a few times and then you can tell me how much sense of humor you have left afterwards.

[thermosomatic]

Mmm...

[whirr~]

Pass! Besides, it vould probably still be bettah zhan yours!

[throughtyranny]

From what I am seeing, they are portraying you perfectly.

[sparkless]

Complimenting a fleshing? What universe are you from? Please don't tell me its that stupid shattered glass one.

[throughtyranny]

Hardly a compliment, considering your nature.