He hates me so much right now.

[gunslingerguy]

No. No romance. I don't care what game I go to, what nice little young thing catches your eye (it isn't mine, we both know it) and how bored you get. I don't even care if the other mun is onboard. That 'joking' you were doing with your friend isn't funny.

One crush and I will go as silent on you as the void of space, woman. Now kindly get back to working on an app and leave this insanity behind you.

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I'm kind of curious about his canon.

[cheese_for_everyone]

The heart is a fickle thing, certainly not something in your control.

Atop The Fourth Wall has an amzing TV Tropes page if you're interested.

[gunslingerguy]

I'm married! [His Southern drawl is directly proportionate to how angry he is - so right now it's at Tennessee levels, pushing into Alabama.] Just because she's in another dimension doesn't mean my mun gets license to ship me all over the place.

Alright I do like That Guy With The Glasses in general (Kind of tempted to make Oancitizen)

[cheese_for_everyone]

That is something very different. If that is really the case though any "love" your mun tries to create will be hollow and fall flat.

If you make Oancitizen, I will cheer wildly.

[gunslingerguy]

They're muns. If they can force us to come back from the dead or go to distant worlds, what makes you think they couldn't shove me at someone successfully? They're master manipulators.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Well they would either have to remove the memories of your wife or change your very personality from the sounds of it.

You seem dedicated to her and I would guess that no other woman would compare in your heart, would they?

[gunslingerguy]

They could do that first bit. I've seen it.

...some days she's the only reason I don't use one of my guns on myself. I'm going to get back to her if it takes everything I have. Even if it means stooping to new lows. [The last two episodes of his canon came to mind.]

[cheese_for_everyone]

If your mun really understands that conviction they will keep their jokes merely that.

[gunslingerguy]

I'm not sure she understands that. She might go ahead with it because of my love, just to put me through as much misery as possible.

[cheese_for_everyone]

I highly doubt that. At best she may have a seductress come your way only for you to stoop to the needed levels to remove her.

[ruby_roses]

Romance is overrated anyway.

[Why yes, she does have a High Velocity Sniper Scythe slung over her shoulders like its nothing special.]

[gunslingerguy]

It's not that. It's that I'm taken already.

[ruby_roses]

Pffft. I'll never tie myself down to someone else.

[She taps the handle of the scythe before it begins to fold up into its more compact form.]

Rose here is all the companionship I need.

[gunslingerguy]

That may be true for you. But it isn't for everyone. I have a family and people I care about, a wife and a home. I don't know why my mun can't understand how important that is to me.

[ruby_roses]

Considering I don't even know where my 'home' is - if I even have one - and the only thing I know for sure about my family is that my mom is dead, and I inherited Rose, it's kind of difficult to get attached to anything.

[gunslingerguy]

You could always come with me, search the universe for answers, make some friends along the way, that whole kinda thing. But there'd be a slight catch.

[ruby_roses]

[Not that she's considering it, but this guy does intrigue her.]

What catch?

[gunslingerguy]

You help me find a way back to my home universe. Also we may have to shoot something at some point. That happens with surprising frequency. And an AI lives in my house, but he's nice enough.

[milliondollarpipes]

...okay, now that just ain't right.

[gunslingerguy]

...wait, you're actually going to be on my side for this one? [Jaeris is relieved, but Harvey's not his biggest fan, so this is a little weird.] Thanks, I think.

[milliondollarpipes]

[He shrugs; he doesn't actually totally loathe you.]

They've tried shippin' me here and there. Ain't really a fan...and I ain't even married anymore.

[gunslingerguy]

So since you've been a muse longer - can you tell me how long this phase lasts? All this is doing is making me miss my wife more.

[milliondollarpipes]

Depends. This one's never been as big a shipper as her friends. But if they ain't got someone specific in mind, I wouldn't worry about it too much yet.

[gunslingerguy]

Yet. Very important keyword with muns, or so I'm learning. I mean, it's worth it to have a bed and running water, I wouldn't go back to how things used to be, but it's hard to predict anything at all. I don't know if I'll ever get used to this.

[milliondollarpipes]

No one ever really does. Ya just learn to roll with the punches a little better. Anyway, it ain't all bad.

[gunslingerguy]

Mind telling me where the good bit comes in?