criminalmastermind: (Judgey)
Simon Tam ([personal profile] criminalmastermind) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-15 01:40 pm
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Vaguely Looking At All The Places//Voice Test

Jian gui, where do I start?

How about this? You can't convey sarcasm in a username. Setting aside, just for one second, the questionable nature of your humor, no one is going to understand. It's bad enough being the System's second most wanted fugitive without people thinking that I'm scheming their demise. I don't scheme! I wouldn't even know how.

Next: Why are you worried about finding me somewhere I could be 'useful?' I'm a doctor. Everyone needs doctors. Which does not mean I'm volunteering. I'm not going anywhere without River. Dong ma?

Just... just go away. Please.
wintershepherd: (Default)

[personal profile] wintershepherd 2013-02-15 07:26 pm (UTC)(link)
So... you're looking for scheming lessons?

[ Yes that's what he took away from it all. ]
wintershepherd: (pride)

[personal profile] wintershepherd 2013-02-15 08:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sarcasm lessons?
wintershepherd: (patient)

[personal profile] wintershepherd 2013-02-15 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[ And just to be a brat, Jack changes topics. ]

Who's River? That's a pretty name.
wintershepherd: (clever)

[personal profile] wintershepherd 2013-02-15 10:53 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you realize that takes sibling rivalry to a whole new level.
wintershepherd: (promise)

[personal profile] wintershepherd 2013-02-16 02:39 pm (UTC)(link)
[ Jack sounds surprisingly kind. ]

Is there somewhere you can go where she's there too? It'd be bad to leave her behind, right?
wintershepherd: (winter child)

[personal profile] wintershepherd 2013-02-17 06:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I hope you can.
someonetocarry: (smirk)

[personal profile] someonetocarry 2013-02-15 08:09 pm (UTC)(link)
But you'd look so good with that big handlebar mustache you wanted.
someonetocarry: (chinhands)

[personal profile] someonetocarry 2013-02-15 09:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe you just ain't cut out for it. Maybe you need to find some other cliche to pick up. Could get yourself a top hat, maybe, make out like Badger.
someonetocarry: (smirk)

[personal profile] someonetocarry 2013-02-18 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
[She chuckles.]

Well, that sure ain't subtle. Might look like overkill. Like yer tryin' to compensate for somethin'.
controledfreak: (Public relations)

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[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-02-15 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Move your cursor over the little bouncing icon for a quick translation!]

Oh, is this another one of those faces again, Doctor?

...

controledfreak: (Democratic breakdown)

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[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-02-15 11:06 pm (UTC)(link)
...wait, no. You are lying. You do not have two hearts.

[And suddenly the... thing... looks cross.]

controledfreak: (Composed queen)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-02-15 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)
So, you won't say you are a Time Lord either?

controledfreak: (Interested parties)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-02-16 04:00 am (UTC)(link)
So what manner of being is a doctor?

controledfreak: (Democratic breakdown)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-02-17 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
I know you are insulting me, by the way.

[Well, no she doesn't. But she's guessing.]

controledfreak: (Composed queen)

[personal profile] controledfreak 2013-02-17 11:09 pm (UTC)(link)
...

[don't worry, she's just pouting.]
minitreiver: (pic#4790597)

[personal profile] minitreiver 2013-02-16 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
You're a doctor? [Someone's very interested in that little detail. And this doctor doesn't look all creepy.] What, um... What kinda doctor? Too bad you're not a mastermind. Ya look like you'd be a nice one. Not like my boss.

River's your girlfriend?
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[personal profile] minitreiver 2013-02-17 12:41 am (UTC)(link)
Rogue surgeon? Ya don't... cut into people just for fun, do ya? [Now he looks a bit nervous. Because doctors can get scary sometimes.]

Oh. Yeah... I have a brother. I won't go anywhere without him. Except my mun sent me to this one game. Still hoping Lindsey'll show up there, though.
minitreiver: (pic#4790616)

[personal profile] minitreiver 2013-02-17 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Okay. Do... Umm... What do ya charge? As a doctor?
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[personal profile] minitreiver 2013-02-17 03:59 am (UTC)(link)
What kinda barter? My boss's doctor likes to barter, too, but he's really creepy.
can_see_clearly: ('watchful')

[personal profile] can_see_clearly 2013-02-16 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[Meghan's going to try not to giggle, but sorry Simon you're too amusing.]

Why would a doctor need running water? [She looks in his direction, sorry about the dead eyes man.]
lostshepherd: (instant chemistry GO)

[personal profile] lostshepherd 2013-02-17 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
I wish I could say these folks aren't as stubborn as anyone, Doctor. [ Sympathetically. ] But I'm afraid you might just find yourself in for a long climb uphill.