On a whim, have Major Sarcasm

[waytobealive]

I'm not usually one to question orders. You know that, obviously.

But I can't help but think this isn't a good idea. You already have three muses from Stargate, three main characters I might add. And I really have a lot of work to do. Sheppard's paperwork won't do it self, as much as he thinks it will.

Also, the journal name isn't very funny. Nor are the cracks about DADT.

But whatever you say, ma'am.

EDIT: Back away from the memes, ma'am. You made this journal tonight. At least give me one night to adjust before you make the situation worse.

Comments

/blows dust off of muse

[danieljackson]

DADT? [Daniel asks curiously] Data Anagrams Don't Track?

old muse, meet new muse

[waytobealive]

[sighs and pinches the bridge of his nose]

Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

It's good to see you, Dr. Jackson.

hello hello! much muse <3 for Lorne

[danieljackson]

[His mouth makes an 'oh', nodding understanding.]

Thank you...um, I don't remember your name? [He asks sheepishly, sometimes it was hard to keep the soldiers' names apart when they dressed the same.]

I love him too, the sarcastic bastard

[waytobealive]

Yeah.

[chuckles lightly, not exactly surprised.] Major Lorne, sir. We had a small run in with Unas together.

You are looking a little different, Doc. [like a lot younger and just a little off] You touch anything funny?

I love that WHOLE series

[danieljackson]

[He looks quizzical behind his glasses, trying to remember what an Unas might be.]

Um, no. Not recently anyway. [He is a whole lot younger. A lot longer hair too.] Daniel is fine. [Calling him doctor was a little formal. Besides, it's not like everyone takes him seriously anyway. Even if his theories turned out to be right.]

SGA is my favorite, I will not lie

[waytobealive]

[studies him for a minute]

You have no idea what I'm talking about, do you? How old are you?

[Just his luck. First friendly face and it's a pre-SGC Daniel Jackson. Wonderful. Was he going to get ROTC John Sheppard too?]

likewise, I just couldn't do anyone from it justice

[danieljackson]

[Daniel shakes his head with a nervous smile.] Sorry, I don't.

Twenty-one. [Ish. Mun's estimate.]

Pfft there has to be someone (can't talk, I have Ronon and Carson too)

[waytobealive]

[Lorne felt a headache coming on. 21 year old Daniel Jackson. Grrrreat.]

That would be because we won't meet for a good 7-8 years or so. What's the last thing you remember?

eee, you play all my favorites and movie Jackson is who I gravitated towards the most

[danieljackson]

[realization] Oh. I see. [That's probably not good, meeting people from the future.]

I was living on Abydos with Sha're. [Post movie, pre-tv series.]

[hi_there_aliens]

You're in trouble once your mun starts eying those memes. Good luck, Major, you're going to need it.

[waytobealive]

I already figured that out, but thanks for the warning, Doc. It sure doesn't look pretty.

Glad to see you the right age.

My main SG muse is Jonas Quinn so I can't say anything about who people gravitate too

[waytobealive]

When someone throws a tissue box through the gate, you might not want to answer it. But I didn't tell you that.

[It would at least guarantee a better outcome for Daniel and Sha're that way.]

[hi_there_aliens]

Believe me, it could get worse. much, much worse.

[all depending on your mun, sense of cruelty, which is exacerbated by just how creative they can get it about it. Memes might not be so bad as games.

Somewhat bemused]

Thanks, I guess?

[waytobealive]

Yeah...way to be comforting. Maybe if I'm lucky, I'll get forgotten and left in peace in Atlantis.

[Memes are probably it for Lorne and after seeing what game muses go through...he doesn't know if that's a good or bad thing.]

Sorry, after your 21 year old self, I was expecting undergrad Mckay or ROTC Sheppard. Maybe even pre-stone age O'Neill.

:)

[danieljackson]

[Okay, now there's a smirk.]

Colonel Oneil? He'd probably need help if he sent something like that.

[You had to mention tissues, now the hanky is coming out. Daniel blowing his nose as unassuming as he can.]

[hi_there_aliens]

Sorry, but that's about as comforting as one can get when you're talking about muns.

and the damage they can do.

It's a big world out there, but I don't think there's such thing as Pre-Nethenderthal Jack [he's trying to fight the smile.] I think he was just born that way.

[waytobealive]

Great. Just...great. Who needs the Wraith or the Ori, we have muns to make our lives that much more interesting.

[Oh smile, Daniel. That was funny and oh so true.] You'd know better then anyone. Was his pet dinosaur really named Dino?

[waytobealive]

Something like that.

[But he was breaking enough SGC rules by saying that much so he quit.]

You alright there, Do- Daniel?

[hi_there_aliens]

I'm beginning to wonder if muns could be the most dangerous thing we've ever encountered.

Yeah, and he'd eat giant drum sticks and tacks for breakfast, then go beat his chest at his military buddies to communicate. [he's going a bit far but doing it with no small amount of glee]

He'd also tell you there was once a time before the Simpsons were on and those were "some damn dark days".

he really did tell me that last part once

[danieljackson]

Allergies.

[*more nose blowing*]

They flare up whenever I travel.

[cordelisse]

It's never a good idea. I think that's why they like it.

[waytobealive]

Yeah, you are kinda legendary for it. Not as bad as Dr. Mckay, but it's hard to be worse then Dr. Mckay. We think he makes up half of his allergies just so he has an excuse to talk.

[waytobealive]

Who knew the internet would be more hazardous then Atlantis? Should have known really. At least I probably won't have to rescue Sheppard and his team every other week. Hopefully.

Beating of the chest is a common way of communicating in the military [sadly, that was very true even if it fit the joke]

I have to agree with him there. There wasn't civilization before the Simpsons.

[waytobealive]

I think I prefer the space vampires at this point.

[cordelisse]

Space vampires? I... can honestly say that I've not run into any of those yet. Although they wouldn't be the strangest I've seen, really. Wait until yours gets the idea to throw you in a game... Or just finds a game.

[She smiles wryly.] Trust me, I can see why you'd prefer the space vampires.