Had to make her pony journal eventually.

[rainboomdash]

Mun, you're about as flip floppy as Pinkie Pie. At least the place you're lookin' at has Twilight there, who's been there for a while. Not that the coolest, most awesomest pony in all of Equestria wouldn't be able to handle herself somewhere she's never been before.

Comments

[magicalrealist]

Compared to the other things I've seen, this place isn't too bad.

Still...you're coming to the city?

[rainboomdash]

Going whether I like it or not. But hey, on the plus side Equestria stays the way it was when we left, so it's not like Ponyville's gonna suddenly get hit with a lightning storm or anything.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie wonders who needs a single city made of ink when the mare before your very eyes is in gargleblasted, where she is currently in residence upon a ship that swims through the domain of The Princess of the Night. She would also have to remind you that both the Princesses of The Day and Night are in residence, in addition to The Sparkled One, that one fashionista pony, the one who has a cowboy hat, Cotton Candy, and Daring Do.

[magicalrealist]

Mhm, it's going to be fine while we're away. Places like the city tend to rely on some highly advanced form of time manipulation, where not only can they bring in others from varying points in time, but the time in other worlds remains exactly as it was when we left.

[rainboomdash]

What makes you think I'd want to hang out with the mare that tried to trick my own father?

[rainboomdash]

English, Twilight.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie did not trick him. She was merely performing. That's what she does to anypony in her awe-inspired audience.

[elementofcupcakes]

Hey! I'm not floppy floppy!

Or was that flippy floppy?

...wait, where did you come from?!

[rainboomdash]

You can "perform" without trying to take Twilight's credit!

[rainboomdash]

What I meant, Pinkie Pie, was that you can jump from one thing to the next in only a few seconds. I mean, not as fast as I can, but you know what I mean.

[magicalrealist]

...



Time won't move while we're away.

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Trixie deems you knowing not what a showmare is supposed to do. It is Trixie's job to attract a crowd. If she does not have a crowd, she is unable to perform. If she is unable to perform, she will not be able to make any money. If she makes not any money, she will not be able to survive.

[elementofcupcakes]

Are you KIDDING?! I can totally do it faster than you can fly!

[She shouldn't be proud of that, but OH WELL]

[rainboomdash]

That's what I just said.

[rainboomdash]

Can't you try something else that doesn't involve lying? You've got magic. I could attract a crowd just by flying. If I can do it it shouldn't be too hard for you.

[magicalrealist]

I'm just confirming it with personal experience.

[rainboomdash]

Oh yeah?! We'll see about that!

[ She's already ready to zoom too. ]

[rainboomdash]

Are there any other heads up you can give me? Y'know, anything useful that I should keep in mind?

[elementofcupcakes]

WAAAAIIIIIIIT!!

[rainboomdash]

[ Achievement Unlocked: Scared The Shit Outta Dashie. ]

WHAT?!

1/2

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

The Great and Powerful Trixie is confounded as to why you dislike fiction so much. She is confounded because she has seen you participate in the expeditions she was in with Daring Do, an you clearly didn't dislike anything about a fictional character that was somehow turned real.

[elementofcupcakes]

[Excellent!!]

Did you have something to eat yet?!

[magicalrealist]

For the most part, there isn't too much going on in the city. Just a bunch of others going about their lives, really.

...Oh, and a perpetual giant robot war due to a heavy presence of said robots. Just don't get caught in the middle.

2/2

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Furthermore, The Great and Powerful Trixie is offended at such a notion of you demanding her to live a different life!

[rainboomdash]

T-That's different! Daring Do would never lie about all the awesome things she's done!

And I'm not asking you to live some kinda different life. I'm tellin' ya to actually do some impressive stuff instead of just telling boring stories.

[rainboomdash]

A giant robot war? That sounds awesome! How giant are we talkin'? Huge? Colossal? Ginormous?!

[rainboomdash]

What're you talking about? I'm not hungry.

[elementofcupcakes]

Dashie, this is a yes or no question! I just don't want you to get a cramp while flying! Then I'd have to drag you all the way to the hospital! And you remember the last time you went to the hospital, riiiiiight?!

[cape_and_wizard_hat]

Daring Do is a fictional character. Meaning she doesn't exist. Meaning she's done none of those things. That means the author of the series is lying. Yet, Trixie deems that many a pony are still entertained by the adventures Daring Do has. Trixie knows she is.

[...Welp, since this pony knows about the Ursa Minor and Alicorn Amulet stuff...]

Trixie would, if she actually had the magical power to do so. 'Tis the reason why she picked up The Alicorn Amulet in the first place. She would have defeated The Sparkled One in a Magic Duel then be on her own way rebuilding her life if the vile amulet hadn't corrupted her like that. Still, since Trixie has not such magical power, she must continue to say she does, lest she be unable to entertain everypony.

[magicalrealist]

Let's...go with huge. I haven't exactly been involved with them and as such, haven't taken any measurements, but they're several stories high. 20-30 feet, roughly.

And very armed with guns and such weaponry.