on that demigod meme in bakerstreet right now

[kouros]

I will not let you "swap out muses" to tag that thing, girl. I am here and not that entertaining-but-inherently-flawed caricature of me and I am staying. I don't care if you enjoy the first half of the series--you're not doing it. That is final. Maybe if you would send me home and take up him, maybe then I would agree to it. But you'll just bring me back once you've had your fun.

Don't you know better than to toy with the gods, child?

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[curseofdisbelief]

Lessons, lessons, lessons....does my Lord teach again?

[kouros]

I never stopped, dear Cassandra, although this one learns about as well as a rock.

[Why does he always get assaulted by Cassandras here. What is his life]

[curseofdisbelief]

[BECAUSE THEY'RE CRAZY. And it's his fault. :| ]

Patience, patience. Gods have no patience and all time.

[kouros]

[HEY IT WAS A REACTION TO HER JACKASSERY]

We're gods. We're not required to be patient when mortals are being absurd.

[curseofdisbelief]

[OMG JUST BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T LIKE YOU LIKE YOU...]

Time and patience and longsuffering. Suffer with patience, like mortals, Lord.

[kouros]

[HE GIVES YOU A GIFT. YOU SLEEP WITH HIM. THAT WAS THE DEAL.

He gives her a Look]

Did you honestly just say that?

[curseofdisbelief]

[IT WAS A SHITTY DEAL.]

Honesty, Lord. All of us playthings, all of us puppets.

[kouros]

[IT WAS A GOOD DEAL YOU GOT SOMETHING AND HE GOT SEX HOW IS THAT A BAD DEAL]

The gods are not, as you ought to know.

[curseofdisbelief]

Know, and see, and different. Toys, all.

[kouros]

You know, sometimes I wonder if I shouldn't gift you with clarity. You give everyone a headache.

[curseofdisbelief]

Blame, Lord?

[kouros]

Aggravation. Not even my Oracle is this vague.

[curseofdisbelief]

Not to be helped. Not to be touched.

[bibo_ergo_sum]

[kouros]

What's with the look?

[bibo_ergo_sum]

Having been in a similar position, it's not as bad as you'd think. I get why you're upset though. I do.

[kouros]

You replaced your caricature. She wants to replace me, even if only for a little while.

[bibo_ergo_sum]

We were around at the same time for a while, he and I. We had some good times. And yet you ask why I'm never sober for long.

But don't let her push you out. Despite my absence, I would miss you....

[kouros]

Of course you would.

[Have good times or miss him? The world may never know]

I have no intention on being replaced, don't worry. Once is enough for any lifetime.

[bibo_ergo_sum]

And what a long life it is, brother mine.

[thea_hagne]

Do I want to know?

[kouros]

No. No you do not. You would be tempted to shoot this one if you did.

[primordialmother]

...Apollo.

They are only having fun.

[kouros]

They can have fun. She, on the other hand, is not allowed to replace me for a fake!

[He's touchy]

[primordialmother]

Need I remind you that not even the people whom we favored could decide on what we did?

[kouros]

Yes, but this one is from the early 2000s. He's clearly a fake.

[primordialmother]

Your arrogance truly knows no bounds. Something I suspect you have inherited from your father.

[chasedlaurels]

A pity. And here I hoped to make a little half-god, half-nymph baby with you.

[ No, she hadn't. ]

[kouros]

No you didn't, and besides I don't think that's how it works for that.