On the last two episodes of Atop The Fourth Wall. Possible spoilers in comments.

[gunslingerguy]

...guess you don't need that watch icon now.

Guess I don't need it now.

[He goes silent, linking his fingers together, looking at nothing for a long moment. After a while, he takes a breath.]

So now you have my backstory. You can apply me to a game. And maybe through one of them, I can get back on track. It's all I have left, now.

Comments

[irememberit]

Lucky. My bullets don't seem to work on him.

...And then your mun became my favorite fan. I am a sucker for unequivocal compliments regarding any aspect of my awesomeness.

[gunslingerguy]

Hmm... I got a lot of guns to choose from. We'll find you something.

Wow, that was fast. Although, according to her, not out of character.

Sorry I am so edit happy hfeuwfhi

[irememberit]

Oh, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful relationship!

[Eeeee shooty shooty guns that could actually hurt Insano! So looking forward to it. Preferably with, say, a rocket launcher that shoots nukes or something. Surely that exists!]

And hey, what can I say? I appreciate my unquestioning minions fans~

More disturbed by that icon, actually. XD

[gunslingerguy]

...you better mean friendship. I'm a married man.

[Your creeper face isn't helping things, man.]

She's sure happy your show is back.

XDDD

[irememberit]

Er...I'm happily straight if that answers your concerns.

[Note to self: Do not piss off the guy with the guns.]

[gunslingerguy]

Oh thank Tlaol. My mun's been reading some weird stuff lately. Makes me afraid of this thing they call 'fandom'.

[1/2]

[irememberit]

...Oooooh. Yeah. Fandom.





Yeeeeeah...about that-

[irememberit]

[And then, spontaneously like a lightbulb, twenty different flavors of Critic/Jaeris yaoi came into being! Including one involving the Critic's tie, the Gunslinger's bowler hat, and lots and lots of Bath and Body Works Pink Chiffon body lo]

MUN! What are you doing!?

[Nothing! 0:3]

Damn straight you're not doing what I think you're doing!

Send me links to Critic/Jerris and I will be your BFF. Better yet, we should play it out. >:D

[gunslingerguy]

What? What were you about to tell me about fandom? And what're you yelling at your mun for?

XDDD I don't think any actually exists. But we probably just willed it into existence didn't we.

[irememberit]

Basically the same thing. Yaoi. A lot of it.

[...He probably doesn't know what that means. Damnit.]

Basically people drawing shitty artwork or writing shitty stories about our characters being naked and having sex. Also other bullshit that would keep us here all month if I tried to explain it all in detail.

But mostly yaoi.

Is there Linkara/Jerris? Because Linkara owes him for the watch thing.

[gunslingerguy]

...

[Jerris stares at him for a long, horrified moment.]

BUT I'M MARRIED! And I don't even know you!

[And considering how seldom he shouts, eliciting that response should indicate how much his mind is broken.]

I...don't even know. There probably is XD;

[irememberit]

Completely besides the point. Fan logic is...hang on, let me demonstrate.

Is it weird I enjoy imagining the character's reactions to it?

[gunslingerguy]

Demonstrate? Y' aren't going to kiss me, are you?

Nope! :D

[irememberit]

...No. Not that kind of demonstration.

[clears throat]



AMAHGERD LIEK, JERDIS IS SO HAWT AND SO IS CRITIK!!!!111 TEHY SHUD TTLY HAVE LIEK SWEET BUTSEX BECUZ THEY MAKE ME GO DOKI DOKI IN MY KOKORO!!11

ALSO OMFG LINKARA NEEDS TO LIEK TTLY GTFO BECUZ HEZ STUPID AND HE'S TTLY JUST TRYIN TO BREK UP THEM AND HE ABUZES POLLO TAHTS WHY MEKA IS SO ANGRE BUT MY CHARACETR MAKES HIM ALL BETTER PLZ R/R OR I WUN UPDATE!!!

[gunslingerguy]

Y'know, I think I would've preferred the kiss because I did not understand a word of that at all. My head hurts now.

[irememberit]

Yeeeeeeeah.

...

Welcome to the Channel Awesome brand?

[gunslingerguy]

Was any of that even English? And what was with the cat ears?

[irememberit]

Badly mangled English. And the cat ears...well, you might notice a lot of fans wear them because they think it makes them look cuter.

...

Aaaand I'd say more on the cat ears but my lawyer just reminded me about the last time I made fun of people who wore random animal accessories and I kind of like being alive again so yeah I'll shut up now.

[heartofsteel]

[Allow him to run his Idiot-to-English subroutine. Parsing...parsing...]

...if you ever imply such disgusting things about me again, human, I will rip your arms off and feed them to you.

[gunslingerguy]

You understood that gibberish?

[heartofsteel]

Just because your pathetic, flesh-addled mind couldn't does not mean the rest of us are so witless.

[gunslingerguy]

Well, aren't you a sweetheart.

[irememberit]

[Oh shit--]

Oh bite me, Bicentennial Man. I wasn't implying anything about you!

[gunslingerguy]

You may not wanna say 'bite me' given the topic at hand, Mr. Critic.

[heartofsteel]

[Well THAT'S a whole new genre of -

- and then Mechakara brutally dismembered his mun.]