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[uptake]

So what, it's between me and Ivashkov? You're serious?

Look, let me spell it out for you since you're clearly having a hard time with it: I'm not going. Not without Lissa, not with Lissa. You might be able to bribe Ivashkov into it, but this? This is a dead end. Nice try, though.

See? Look how charitable I am. I didn't even set you on fire. [ but he considered it, for sure. ]

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[bonhomme7h]

They say charity begins when you don't set a home on fire.

[uptake]

And just look how charitable I really turned out to be. I didn't even mention her home.

/happy gasp

[likeagod]

Good luck convincing them. You're better off where you are than you would be here.

ghjk

[uptake]

I'm gonna need it. The trick is convincing her how much more fun she'd have with Ivashkov.

[ no that he's unaware of the uh, problems it'd cause. but anyway!! wait for it... ]

Are you really sleeping on Rose's couch?

8D

[likeagod]

He'd be safer where he is too.

[...Though Adrian would probably enjoy the quirks of the place better. <.< He's going to pretend he isn't overly concerned about Rose's love triangle turning into a square, because there's totally no triangle to begin with. Yes there is.]

It's temporary.

[...That's the plan, anyway.]

[uptake]

Yeah, we'd all be safer back home.

[ please, dimitri, take your love square. you might even be able to pawn adrian off at a bar. it's better than watching christian claw at his collar and mope, right? ]

Temporary. [ parroted, but he considers pushing it before just. letting it go. ] So the island is just like everyday life except you get choked out if you don't have sex. Fun.

[ so much sarcasm. ]

[likeagod]

[A nod. Technically, Rose won't be safe until they prove her innocent, so the two of them are almost better off here. For now. But yeah.

He doesn't have a problem with either of you. Adrian might hate him though, hard to say. Forever trying to stay neutral, failing.]

If everyday life was on a small island with no escape. And yes, that's what I'm told. I haven't had to deal with any discomfort yet.

[Discomfort. Apparently that's what they're calling it these days.]

/flailing!!!

[dragomirheiress]

My vote is on Adrian.

[Because haha you are staying with her, no buts.]

Rose would probably have a heart attack if you showed. Even worse if he did.

scream

[uptake]

Hell, he might even enjoy it.

[ no protesting on his part at all. he pulls a face, though. ]

There's no way I'm going to some crazy sex island without you, and I will set someone on fire even they even entertain the idea of you ever going. So... Ivashkov it is.

[ nice try, christian. ]

you are literally the first christian ive ever seen hehe

[dragomirheiress]

I don't think anyone would enjoy that place. It's just gross on too many levels.

[aaaah no Christian don't do that!!]

Please don't set people on fire... [She's going to be the voice of reason over here, okay.]

this was the best thing to wake up to ngl

[uptake]

Well, I'm not leaving you, so it's either he learns to enjoy it or...

[ a loose shrug of his shoulders. he's not as keen as he likes to think he is about throwing adrian to the wolves. it leaves a bitter taste in his mouth. ]

I won't have to if they'd just leave it alone. [ totally reasonable, right? but he does soften. ]

haha yeah it was the best thing to hear about on plurk too :3 /blames dimitri-mun

[dragomirheiress]

I guess it's up to the writer, then. [Even if the thought of him going anywhere without her leaves a sinking feeling in her stomach. Mun why do you have so many characters there already?]

I know. I'd just like for Rose not to have an actual reason to break your nose, okay? [Because that wouldn't be good for either her boyfriend or her friend.]

/chinhands

[littledhampir]

[...]

You? In Atia? The one doing the typing did tell you how it works right?

I can see this going one of two ways. You come. You have sex with somebody that's not Lissa and I break your nose.

Alternatively, you come. Lissa comes too and then I have to threaten everyone that looks at her twice.

Oh. And I break your nose.

Are you seeing a pattern here Ozera?

[She's not even going to touch the Adrian option. Not yet. One disaster at a time!]

/thread jack I'm sorry I couldn't hold it in lmao

[dragomirheiress]

Rose!!! You are not breaking his nose!!

[Please don't :(]

[littledhampir]

I will if he cheats on you.

[...]

And you! You aren't coming either. Why don't you two go find another church to break into and leave the sex island stuff to the Guardians. We got this.

[No they don't. Not at all. Not even a little bit.]

[dragomirheiress]

It's not like he'd be doing it on purpose!! I don't want him to die!!

[Yeah she knows all about the rules 8|]

Oh, like you have it totally figured out there.

[Mhmm. She knows about your crazy boy problems too, Rose. She's also kind of happy for you either way.]

[littledhampir]

That's not the point.

[It really is, Rose.]

I didn't ask your opinion.

[So much for not looking crazy, huh?]

Not you Liss, the one doing the typing.

[We are huffy today aren't we...]

It doesn't matter because it's not happening. You're not coming and neither is Christian. I have my hands full with this crazy Original guy [Klaus.] and... I don't have room for you. Dimitri's sleeping on my couch. Have you ever seen a Six foot Seven Russian try and sleep on a couch before?

[She chooses to ignore your remark. We are not going to discuss her crazy boy problems.]

omg

[uptake]

Funny thing, I'm going to have my hands a little too full to be worrying about you rearranging my face every chance you get. If I even come.

[ a hathaway nose job isn't his idea of fun. we've settled into a nice scowl, at least. ]

Do you seriously think I'd cheat on Lissa? And if she did come, you wouldn't be the only one breaking someone's nose, Rose.

/enable mode is go

[littledhampir]

Right. If you come. I'll warn you now. Once the people in charge get an idea in their head, they're a little hard to convince otherwise. You point out how bad it's going to be and they think that sounds great.

[It's true what they say about the Hathaway nose-job. Just ask Mia.]

I seriously think you won't get much of a choice. Sex island. Trust me on this one. Monogamy is a bitch!

[She pauses for a moment then finally nods.]

Though I suppose if she did come then we could team up to break faces. Worked in the past.

man you guys are tempting

[uptake]

I'm just trying to make Ivashkov look as good as he can right now. It's like some sick game show up here.

[ hey, she'd probably say it changed her life. rose should market those. ]

If it makes you feel better, I'll go somewhere quiet to suffocate. [ deadpan. ]

We did make a good team, didn't we. A change of scenery wouldn't do much to mess with that. They wouldn't stand a chance.

We try our best :D Do you already play at Amat?

[littledhampir]

[Linefais Christian. She is linefaising you so damn hard right now.]

You know I'm not really sure Atia would be a good fit for Adrian.

[Not that Rose has any reasons for saying something like that. Nope. Not at all...

I don't know Rose. I think an Adrian would be amazing.

You shutting up would be more so!]

Works for me. [Grin... Ugh.] If I let you suffocate and Lissa finds out then it's going to be my fault somehow. Just, if you do come. I don't wanna know about your sex life alright? It was bad enough having to half live it.

[Probably shouldn't have said that... Oh well.]

We made an okay team, I suppose.

[She sounds so begrudging but she is grinning. That's about as much credit as your going to get Ozera.]

Though your magic won't do you any good in Atia. Maybe you can slay people with your cutting remarks and twisted sense of humor?

[More grinning. So. Maybe, just maybe having Christian in Atia wouldn't suck.]

[rebelrose]

[Hold on, Christian. Just laughing are your misery right now.]

And here I thought that my game was bad....

[uptake]

[ he hates his life so much right now. ]

Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up.

[rebelrose]

I suppose you'll get plenty of sleep though.... Maybe...

[That could be a huge maybe. At Portes Rose doesn't really sleep much.]

[uptake]

Yeah, that's a big maybe, Rose. It's a sex island that comes equipped with choke collars. I guess I'll get plenty of sleep between dying.

[ because he's not cheating on lissa. ever. ]