Voice Testing.

[bestrooms]

Sweetheart, the best way to work with my firm is go to a recruitment seminar and and fill out a job application.

Not kidnap half a dozen employees and hold them hostage in your head.

[After thinking it over] Actually come to think of it, I'm a little out of date on company standards and procedure. This might get you a promotion.

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[hart_or_hand]

I hate to break it to you, Lilah, but these muns don't have any connection to Wolfram and Hart. Despite my mun's cracks about Walmart and that she used to work for there. If anything, they're trying to disrupt the firm, not work with it. [No, that's not sarcasm. Why would you suggest that?]

[bestrooms]

I thought I smelled the stench of abject failure and disappointment. Good god, you look like a rock groupie what the hell happened?

[hart_or_hand]

Abject failure? Try success. Unless you mean your boss's disappointment? I got out. That's what happened. And, no, I don't regret it for a minute.

[bestrooms]

[It's hard not to be surprised] How did you...

How.

[hart_or_hand]

I just... walked out. Shot Charlie in the foot on the way and scared the crap out of the whole department. And then left town. Good thing, too, or we'd both be dead.

[bestrooms]

[she seems to recall suggesting something similar at one point. However in this case] I mean your contract. How did you break that?

[hart_or_hand]

Contract? What contract? I am lawyer, you know. I did study contract law.

[bestrooms]

...You never signed?

[she wants to laugh. She wants to cry.]

...You pretentious little shit.

[hart_or_hand]

Didn't say I didn't sign. Just that I know contract law and every contract has its loopholes.

[bestrooms]

How the hell were you golden boy on contract law?

[hart_or_hand]

You'd be surprised how many times I found contract law relevant to criminal cases.

[bestrooms]

Sure in the supernatural realm.

[hart_or_hand]

And in the mundane.

[bestrooms]

[her eyes roll] ...You asshole.

[hart_or_hand]

You're just jealous.

[bestrooms]

Of you? [maybe at one point] ...No thank you. I have pride.

[hart_or_hand]

Yeah, so much that you start sleeping with the enemy and get yourself killed by a possessed kid.