close enough.

[liugan]

Toys, writer. Merely toys. You know how inaccurate they can be. This is hardly something to get excited over.





One will admit, however, the miniature Thor-launcher would provide great amusement.

Comments

[trevorbarnes]

Isn't Thor the god of hammers or something?

[liugan]

[ hmm ... nah, not going to bother correcting him. ]

Something like that. What a strange title to hold, and yet have so many little figurines made in his likeness.

[trevorbarnes]

Better than playing with Barbies.

[liugan]

Think of the fun one could have with both.

[trevorbarnes]

I don't think I've tried that.

[liugan]

You are missing out on something truly wondrous.

[trevorbarnes]

I'm sure I can live without it.

[liugan]

If you can truly call that living.

[trevorbarnes]

Women aren't everything.

[liugan]

Do forgive me, I had thought the topic of conversation was dolls.

[trevorbarnes]

You don't really play with Barbie dolls, do you?

[liugan]

I've an extensive collection.

[trevorbarnes]

Oh.

I could say something but perhaps I better not.

[liugan]

Words will not bring you to harm.

[trevorbarnes]

Oh, I don't know about that. Sometimes they bite.

[liugan]

I don't.

[trevorbarnes]

That's a shame.

[liugan]

I could be persuaded.

Trevor is so out of his depth...

[trevorbarnes]

I'll keep that in mind.

So what would you do with a Thor-launcher anyway?

silly human.

[liugan]

Launch Thors. [ duh. ]

[trevorbarnes]

So, like a sling shot.

Or a cannon.

Could be fun.

[liugan]

I only presume to use the device for its designated purpose.

[trevorbarnes]

So what else do you do besides play with dolls.

[liugan]

I paint my nails, shop for skirts, and gossip about television dramas.

[odinsons]

[ loki just clearly needs to learn how exciting and fun toys can be. ...take that however you want.... ]

Somehow it is not all that surprising you would find amusement in something like that, brother.

[ ... ]

Should these bear any truths... I like it. [ what pretty hair you have, lady lovely locks... ]

[liugan]

[ clearly somebody never looked in little bro's secret toy chest. ]

I doubt I would be the first.

[ /headtilt-- and a sigh. don't make fun of his lusciousness. ] A pitiful attempt. The dagger is ridiculous.

[odinsons]

[ well. if somebody knew where it was or that it existed, rest assured that somebody would be deeply invested in it!! ]

Perhaps not, though, something tells me you would pull the most enjoyment.

[ he's not!! ...not really. loki's hair should always be wild and untamed. thor just... tries not to smile, but that doesn't really work out so well. ]

It was genuine! I cannot say I have any full remarks on the dagger—other than it is not the type I am used to seeing. [ or feeling, amirite?????? ]

[liugan]

[ that's why it's a secret thor gawd. ]

It does seem utterly delightful, for molded plastic.

[ oh you. ♥ truth be told he prefers something similar to tamed but the length, just think of the possibilities. ribbons! eeee. ]

Clearly whoever is in charge of the weapon design is creating by imagination. I would not carry something so plain. [ they get freaking mjölnir down to the very inscription details accurate but loki's knives, nooooo. ]

[odinsons]

[ look. loki has enough secrets, okay????? this one should be shared with thor. asap. ]

I believe delightful may be pushing it just a bit.

[ of course he does. for as much as loki likes chaos, his hair certainly needs to be in order 8| WHATEVER. but ehehe ribbons. and braids. they can match!! ]

Fair enough. ...Or, perhaps it is not even yours to begin with. [ since, y'know, he could've stolen it from someone else! ]

[liugan]

[ nope. nope nope nope. he doesn't ask nicely and never shares. thor has to promise to play nice. ]

Oh? I found it to be quite apt. Already I can picture firing one off over a bridge.

[ shut your face :| he is not matching you ew that is disgusting. braids are ill-suited to his lovely locks. ]

It's possible. [ /chinhands ] I would likely have my own removed from my person upon imprisonment.

[odinsons]

[ well!!! he's never had to before >[ but fine. whatever. HE WILL NOW. he wants to see what loki's got... ]

And are you inserting me in the place of a toy?

[ he knows you, loki 8| AND NO HUSH YOUR ENTIRE FACE. loki would look cute with tiny braids. but fine. what about a crown of flowers?? ]

One would certainly think that. Though, you have always been rather cunning, brother. [ color him surprised if loki truly has nothing in his arsenal. ]

[liugan]

[ damnit thor you're always supposed to!! you have to ask way nicer than that now. bring him chocolates and rub his feet. ]

Now, why would you ever think that? You would not even fit.

[ ......... flower crown you say. ]

Flatterer. I am merely resourceful. And who knows? Prison guards should always be heavily armed, should someone become a bit unruly.

[odinsons]

[ w h a t. how did he get involved in such— ...okay. whatever. he'll do it. fine. ]

Recent experience, perhaps. [ he knows how loki wants to hurt him. but whatever. he'll joke about it just to keep the mood light.

and yes. a flower crown for his dainty little psychotic head. ]

I know you are, I simply speak truth. [ thor pauses for a fleeting moment, thoughtful, and then offers a smile—small, but noticeable. because for all he worries about loki and wants things to go back, the idea of adrenaline pumping excitement still works him up. ] Unruly is a rather tidy way of phrasing.

[liugan]

[ 8D footrub. ]

Mm. Perhaps. But surely nothing you are incapable of handling.

[ glee and sunshine. get him this flower crown, maybe he'll be more inclined to share his toys. ]

Tidy, is it? [ he allows himself a laugh at that, because oh, silly Thor. why would he ever only be unruly in imprisonment? ] Perhaps feisty is more appropriate.

[odinsons]

[ because he loves you, bro 8| ]

No, of course not. However, I would still likely not enjoy something like that.

[ omg loki. he is way too demanding. but whatever. thor will make a crappy flower crown because he doesn't know how to even start. his hands aren't made for delicate craftings. ]

In a manner of speaking. [ if only loki would laugh the way he used to and not sound a little tinged with crazy each time. ] Yes. That seems to be rounding closer upon more appropriate descriptors.

[liugan]

[ aw, well he mildly tolerates you too, not bro. ]

No? It hardly carries your likeness. You could pretend it was a troll.

[ sigh stupid Thor, your crappy flower crown is awful and clearly Loki needs to make his own gaht dammit. ]

Feisty, then. I shall do my best not to be too feisty.