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He's back and he's loud. [Canon is Eyeshield 21]
TWO YEARS!?
You shove me away in a box for TWO YEARS and you think I am just gonna crawl out of it and give you a fucking hug!? Huh!? What the FUCK have you been doing?! LOOK AT YOURSELF. I'd say you've "let yourself go" but that would be the understatement of the century! If you are what you eat-- you clearly went out and ate a bunch of porkers while I was away! Fuck!!
Alright. Where are your weights? Your pedometer. No, I don't care if it's winter! You may be nice and plump but you're not hibernating so you could at least make yourself useful!
[A pause, large ears twitching.]
--eh? What? Game? FUCK THAT! Lose some weight and then come talk to me! 10lbs! Go on! Get to it!
You shove me away in a box for TWO YEARS and you think I am just gonna crawl out of it and give you a fucking hug!? Huh!? What the FUCK have you been doing?! LOOK AT YOURSELF. I'd say you've "let yourself go" but that would be the understatement of the century! If you are what you eat-- you clearly went out and ate a bunch of porkers while I was away! Fuck!!
Alright. Where are your weights? Your pedometer. No, I don't care if it's winter! You may be nice and plump but you're not hibernating so you could at least make yourself useful!
[A pause, large ears twitching.]
--eh? What? Game? FUCK THAT! Lose some weight and then come talk to me! 10lbs! Go on! Get to it!