Concerning a pair of reserves to amatomnes

[azuredemonic]

Would you cease your foolishness and stop obsessing over each and every new characters that arrives here. I do not care how eager you are to see it all unfold, it is insufferable to bear witness to. At your best, you are a toxic presence.

Nothing of any meaningful purpose will come of their arrival, should it even occur. They bear our names and nothing more. Your pathetic fantasizing will once more go unrealized and forgotten. Save us both the time and the trouble it will take for you to recover from your idiocy and move on to bigger and more pressing matters.

And another thing. If you so much as think of, to use your terms, "shipping" the lot of us, the rest of your life will be one of regret. I have been kind in forgiving your flagrant acts with the scum I associate with there, do not test the limits to my patience.

What I would not do to be rid of you.

Comments

[sorcery_fledgling]

You're not a little curious about these guys?

[azuredemonic]

Not in the slightest. Whomever they claim to be, that is all that it will ever be. A claim.

[sorcery_fledgling]

You don't believe there's more than one of each person out there?

[azuredemonic]

Perhaps. But that does not matter to me, nor do the implications.

[sorcery_fledgling]

Aw, come on. You might like him! Or maybe you'll like this ... version of your brother more. You never know~

[azuredemonic]

Hmph. Time will tell. And if nothing else, what is a little more blood compared to all the blood I've already spilled.

[sorcery_fledgling]

[You're getting That Look, Vergil.]

Just because you don't like someone doesn't mean you have to stab him.

[azuredemonic]

[Rinoa. Not in public.]

I can't have someone tarnishing the name of a son of Sparda.

[sorcery_fledgling]

[Yes in public! You are being a derp mister!]

Maybe he's not a son of Sparda. He could have a totally different background.

[azuredemonic]

[He is not being a derp. He's being super prideful. There is a total difference!]

Then I would have no reason to kill him. Them.

[sorcery_fledgling]

[Tah-mato, toe-mato.]

Good. But if they are, try to behave, okay?

[azuredemonic]

If by behave, you mean grant them a swift death?

I make no promises.

[sorcery_fledgling]

No. Behave means being civil and not hurting them, especially if you don't like them.

[azuredemonic]

Very well. A painless death then. But only as a favor.

[sorcery_fledgling]

Ver-gil! [HANDS ON HIPS FOR YOU, MISTER.] Now you're just being dense on purpose! No killing, maiming, injuring, or hurting anyone!

[bigcockpit]

...Your mun causing you problems as well?

[azuredemonic]

As if there were any doubt.

[bigcockpit]

I wish they'd get together far less with us.

[azuredemonic]

You would think yours has more than enough of mine with their collection of buffoons.

[bigcockpit]

No, of course not. With us, they honed in on the one person the other doesn't completely hate and decide to make it worse.

[azuredemonic]

We could always endeavor to change that.

[bigcockpit]

...Any ideas for that?

[azuredemonic]

A couple, so long as you do not mind losing memories.

[bigcockpit]

...I cannot tell you how much I mind that, Vergil!

[azuredemonic]

Well, you did ask for ideas.

[bigcockpit]

Sensible ideas, not ideas where you stab me with your sword. ...And not the one preferred by our muns.

[azuredemonic]

Are you attached to your other arm?

[bigcockpit]

Considering it's all I have to do anything at all with, Yes! Very attached!

[azuredemonic]

You are being awfully difficult about this.

[bigcockpit]

Why do I always have to be the subject of the experiments? Why not you?

[azuredemonic]

Why would I come up with ideas to be enacted upon myself?

[bigcockpit]

Because I'm sick of being punished on this island for nothing at all. Do you see my metal arm? This is what happens to me here.