Kili has questions

[hugeparasites]

If hobbits don't grow hair on their chins, how do they attract a mate? Och! It's not a stupid question! I really want to know!

The real question is, can I ask Mr. Baggins without uncle Thorin smacking me for making the hobbit uncomfortable?

Comments

[little_lost_lizard]

Oh, I don't know. One may asss well assk how you would attract a mate without a tail.

[hurricanesurvivor]

My mom used to say the most important thing about the way a guy looked was their eyes. Maybe hobbits think about that instead?

[slyguy_ofgisbourne]

What in God's name is a hobbit?

[breakofday]

Kili. [Seriously?]