On recent developments in towerofanimus

[puppy_lancer]

 ...You've all gotta be shitting me.

Yeah, even you, mun.

At least it's better than an Event. Nobody fucking with my head.

You're a dumbass, though, Waver.

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[houndmaster]

Birds of a feather flock together.

Are you going to allow some sniveling brat be the alpha male of this pack? I'm rather disappointed, Lancer.

[puppy_lancer]

At this rate? Rin is gonna end up alpha female and that kid is gonna end up a stain on the floor.

[Unless you come lay claim to your doggy, Misaya.]

Besides, I sorta got killed again. All my shit is forward dated.

[houndmaster]

You need to stop with being a disgrace. How many times have you died?

[ She would, but character caps. ]

[puppy_lancer]

Only three.

[Just looks at all the times that the other Lancer dies.]

Besides, I've come back each time.

[houndmaster]

It doesn't matter if you just come back. What if one of those times you fail to?

Cease with this poor attitude and instead focus on not dying.

[puppy_lancer]

...Fine.

[He's actually not sure how many revives he gets in the Tower.]

But what if I need to save someone else from dying?

[bowandblade]

You sound annoyed, Lancer.

[Someone's understating the obvious.]

[puppy_lancer]

Archer!?

[This is one face he hadn't expected to see.]

Someone up and told everyone about the Holy Grail War. And now everyone is fighting over the network. Tch. Could've at least fought in person. Then I'd actually have something to do.

[bowandblade]

[He smirks at Lancer's surprise. He wasn't expecting to be here, either.]

Is that so? And this is a matter of Masters and Servants, I take it?

[puppy_lancer]

Everyone. Magi, non-magi, Masters, Servants, even a fucking robot.

[bowandblade]

[He laughs, tilting his head in thought.]

A missed opportunity. I am surprised you did not start something yourself, hound -- you seem set to tear into someone right now.

[puppy_lancer]

Maybe I would've if I didn't die from a curse.

[That came about because of a prank. He can't really think of a more pathetic death for the time being.]

That kid...I dunno if I wanna congratulate him for finally outing us, or if I wanna smack him for being a dumbass.

[bowandblade]

[I'm sorry, did you say you died from a curse, Lancer? That earns him a frown.]

What kind of shameful death is that, Lancer? A Heroic Spirit's flame should only be snuffed out on the field of battle -- preferably by my blade.

[puppy_lancer]

...My mun thought it would be a good way to rack up death, getting me cursed by some guy calling himself the Great King of Evil. She's a bit of a bitch like that.

[bowandblade]

The only deaths you should be racking up are those of your enemies. Not that I am expecting much, but you know what I mean.

[puppy_lancer]

If I have any luck, then this Ganondorf guy is next. I'll show him to curse a hero to death!

[seeyousuffer]

And what's transpired that has you so out of sorts?

[Not that he actually cares or anything.]

I imagine playing tricks on your mind wouldn't be too hard.

[puppy_lancer]

[He bristles at the comment about his mind.]

WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!

And everyone in the game is being an idiot.

[He's only angry that he can't participate, though.]

[seeyousuffer]

All I mean is that I'm sure you fit in there quite well.

What form does this idiocy take? I bow to your expertise.

[puppy_lancer]

[He glares at the priest.]

People arguing over text. You'd think they can at least say it to each other's faces.

[seeyousuffer]

And why did you feel the need to remark on something so inconsequential?

Not everything needs to be direct, but subtlety was never your strong suit.

[puppy_lancer]

...Because I've got nothing to do. Being dead is fucking boring. And really fucking confusing when you regenerate.

[He died at the worst possible time.]

[seeyousuffer]

Pardon me if I'm not sympathetic at the moment.

[He currently comes from after the Unlimited Blade Works route, just because.]

You would think a man of your skills would have better timing, but no. You simply should have done a better job of avoiding death.

[Wow, Lancer, can't you do anything right?]

[puppy_lancer]

Kinda hard when not even breaking the curse reverses the fucking effects.

[And the worst part is that it hadn't been timed at all. The wankstorm arose spontaneously.]

[seeyousuffer]

I suppose you're just a man with poor luck.

Tell me, how exactly did you die?

[Maybe it'll be a little amusing, at least.]