Re: Mundane's "brilliant" ideas

[knocksthreefold]

I would think that this would be obvious by this point, but clearly it needs to be restated. You and I both know that a simple mind such as yours would never manage to do justice to a genius such as myself. Unfortunately, we can't all be gifted with the blessing of intelligence; a harsh reality I have to face daily when dealing with people. Furthermore, I don't see why I should be a victim of your whimsy and inclination for half-baked ideas. This is not even addressing the low-quality icons made from screencaptures of low-quality YouTube compilation videos.

You have not even seen the entirety of the series to the point where you can quote each episode verbatim, you don't speak Klingon(I should take to referring to you by the epithet of QovpatIh, but that would be giving you far too much credit.), you're nowhere near as familiar with the Star Trek franchise as I am in general, nor are you familiar with Doctor Who or any number of science fiction series to the extent that I am. This is also neglecting to get into your lack of formal training in Physics or any of the sciences, and yet you have the audacity to entertain the idea of playing one as thoroughly learned as I? You might have better luck at playing Penny. Or, if you must insist on playing one of "the guys", then might I suggest Wolowitz?

In addition to the problems listed above, surely you do realize that placing me in a "game" would interfere with my routine. That would make me angry. You wouldn't like me when I'm angry.

I believe that this is all that needs to be said regarding the matter.

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[square_cubelaw]

Some of the best fiction writers have no formal training in physics either.

Honestly, some of them don't even seem to care to even try. Still, their stories are pretty entertaining.

[knocksthreefold]

While this is true, as even the great Stan Lee admitted to knowing nothing about gamma radiation but still had managed to create engaging comic book series like the Incredible Hulk and the Fantastic Four.

However, this does not excuse my "mundane" from attempting to drag my name through the mud with her lack of general knowledge and overall sub-par intellect.

[Pauses a moment, eyeing the robot, his mind having just caught up with his sight.]

If I may, what kind of central processing unit are you operating on? That is, of course, assuming that you are, in fact, some kind of robot - as opposed to something like the original Iron Man who originally conceived the rest of his iconic suit as a result of the special chestplate he had to wear to help keep himself alive.

[square_cubelaw]

Was I really this bad when I was your age?

[Yes, Robo, you were. Remember calling sci-fi radio programs up to lecture them?]

And I don't think my central processing unit is quite what you're thinking. If it helps, I was created in the '20s. So the software doesn't exactly translate. Most of the extra hardware's been upgraded since then, though.

[inharperwetrust]

Trust me, I hear ya, buddy. My mundane can't even calibrate a basic Slipstream core. It's a nightmare.