not really related to anything...

[feeltherhythm]

Bonjour!

But let's not beat around the bush, Mundane, there's a serious issue here that I need to talk with you about.

Would you care to explain to me why - after all the discussions we here in your musebox have had about these sorts of things - are you considering commenting to the love hotel? We've talked about this, all of us here, about how it's not really our 'cup of tea'. So why?

More importantly, why me!? I like being unmolested, thank you very much! Go find something else to do, all right? I'm sure your homework would appreciate it.

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[penaltykicktothehead]

Perhaps the recent... delivery swayed your mun's opinion. [COUGH.]

They haven't actually posted with you to that place, though, have they? I'm assuming not, since there's been a lack of all-caps messages on our end.

[feeltherhythm]

Charlie, you've been practicing! [slightly scathing]

And uuuugh, don't remind me of that delivery. 'Leo's been talking to be about it enough and I can't. I just... [facepalm]

No, but the thought is there. It is there and she won't let it go. Ha ha ha... [eyeroll]

[penaltykicktothehead]

Calm down, then. It could be much worse, you know? Considering the nature of half the places you could go around here. [She hasn't even noticed Leo giggling about the whole thing because BACKUP DANCERS PFFFFFT.]

At least your mun's got some level of self-restraint. Humph...

[feeltherhythm]

[Raphael wishes he didn't notice 'Leo giggling about it. It's really hard to ignore 8|;;;;;; ]

Charlie.

Are you listening to what you are saying, do you know how many of these sex threads she has looked at and considered? The only thing stopping her right now is that she doesn't know how to throw me into the thread. I am one written tag away from...

[he can't even finish that thought because whyyyyyyyy]

Make her stop...!!!

[penaltykicktothehead]

I don't want to know! How the hell am I supposed to make her stop, anyway?!

[feeltherhythm]

I don't know...?

Honestly, I don't know how to look anyone in the eye anymore. [seriously, how is he ever supposed to look Sonic or Shadow in the eye anymore- Actually, he always had a hard time looking Shadow in the eye so no big loss there]

What is with people and doing this sort of thing anyway? How is this appealing?

[penaltykicktothehead]

Oh, as if they haven't had thoughts about everyone else before. Just because she's considering you to make the first real 'tag' doesn't mean that much, does it? Show some damn backbone! [she's trying to make you feel better, R, she's just REALLY BAD AT IT..?]

Personally, I think the whole concept's pathetic. I doubt we will ever understand their thinking on this one.

[feeltherhythm]

Well...
No...
I wouldn't be the 'first', per se... [his face is kinda red]

I think Link was involved in one before? Or a couple. Yeaaaaaaaaaaah....

That delivery wasn't even explicit and yet here she is, contemplating it! Even Sonic didn't have to put up with this!

[penaltykicktothehead]

... There's such a thing as too much information, Phantom R.

[feeltherhythm]

And misery loves company, Charlie.

[penaltykicktothehead]

Forgive me for not being entirely enthusiastic about keeping your behind company, then! Ugh, I didn't need to know that about anybody...

[Charlie maybe it's not the best time to mention behinds]

[feeltherhythm]

[Phantom R makes a face, uuuuuuuugh why]

....

How's Leo doing over there anyway? 'Leo keeps asking for him.

[penaltykicktothehead]

[KEEP YOUR BEHIND SAFE. THE SENTIMENT IS THERE.]

Eh? Leo who?

[implying she even noticed the poor guy at all, sob]

[steptotheright]

[backup life is so haaaard in this headspace, Boss... |,(]

[feeltherhythm]

[STOP. JUST. STOP RIGHT THERE, YOU FATASS]

... Leonardo? Black hair, usually over his eyes--

Wait, nevermind. Here he is.

[feeltherhythm]

How you doing--

[steptotheleft]

[and from somewhere behind the Boss in the headspace somewhere comes-]

LEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!!!!!!

[QAQ]

[steptotheright]

'LEEEEEEOOOOOOOOO...!!!!!!!!

[CUE SLOW MOTION SPARKLY RUNNING]

[penaltykicktothehead]

[DON'T BRING MY ASS INTO THIS, YOU ASS]

You realize 'hair over the eyes' doesn't really narrow things down in h--

...Oh.

[DAMN those two came out of nowhere...]

[steptotheleft]

[runs into his nii-san's arms, all kira-kira like. Because this isn't gay or awkward as hell to anyone watching]

Leo..!! [hugsssss] It's lonely here without you. [ QAQ ] Even if Boss and the Big Boss is here...! The Boss is really cool though, Leo...

[feeltherhythm]

[FIGHT ME]

The black hair didn't give him away? But yea, that's Leo over there, and 'Leo next to him.

... Don't think about it too hard.

[steptotheright]

[those bystanders must be crazy THIS IS PERFECTLY NATURAL. kirakiraaaa~*~*~*]

'Leo... [HOLDS] I'm sorry I've had to leave you by yourself. [pet pet comforting back stroking |>~] I've missed you too... And it's tough with boss' scary lady friend running around.

[penaltykicktothehead]

[GLADLY. DON'T THINK I WON'T]

.........





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...Yeah, I'm just not going to ask about that one.

[steptotheleft]

[Perfectly normal too~*~]

[Nii-san! ♥ ] But at least we get to say hi to each other here, right? That's not so bad! Aaaaah... Is she really that scary?

[feeltherhythm]

[oi oi, don't listen to Shadow when he gives you yandere advice on how to pick up boys. That's really crazy]

.... Well, this is the first time I've seen them this friendly with each other. Guess distance does make the heart grow fonder.

But how'd you manage to not notice him for this long? Aren't you supposed to be a Private Investigator?