toying with the idea while working my way through season two. canon is hart of dixie.

[ex_gatehouse333]

Now look, lady, I'm not arguin' that the island wouldn't benefit from my bein' there, but I've kinda got some stuff going on back in Bluebell. Which you already know. So how about we just go ahead and forget you even considered it, alright? It'll be better for everybody in the long run. Even if you take me from "before."

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[towniebyblood]

And by stuff you mean, beer and some hussy in daisy dukes, right?

[ex_gatehouse333]

[ Rude! ] And bartendin'. I leave, the Rammer Jammer'll end up taking a massive nosedive and you know just as well as I do that it can handle somethin' like that.

[towniebyblood]

But on the island you could serve those little umbrella drinks.

[ex_gatehouse333]

Pretty sure you care about those more than me, Doc. [ He grins. ] You could head there with me, y'know.

[towniebyblood]

A sex island? No way.

[ex_gatehouse333]

Why not? It might loosen you up a bit.

[towniebyblood]

Wade! [ You get the most frowniest frown of all frowns]

[ex_gatehouse333]

Hey. [ He lifts his hands up defensively. ] I'm just speakin' the truth here. Gettin' some every two weeks would loosen anybody up.

[towniebyblood]

Not everyone has to feed their libido every two weeks. Some us can wait... longer.

[ex_gatehouse333]

Yeah? And just how long has it been for you, doc?

[towniebyblood]

[ fluster and scoff!] That's none of your business!

[ex_gatehouse333]

[ His grin widens. If she wouldn't get so riled up, he might just stop saying things like that.

Maybe. ]

It was just an innocent question, doc; nothin' to get your panties in a twist about.

[towniebyblood]

My panties are none of your business.

[ex_gatehouse333]

Of course not. [ His serious face only lasts a moment before it shifts to something more thoughtful and definitely more amused. ] Bet you'd be changin' your tune if Goldenboy was bein' shipped off.

[towniebyblood]

[ Sour face.] I don't know what you're talking about.

[ex_gatehouse333]

Dumb's not a real good look on you, doc, just so you know.

[towniebyblood]

It doesn't matter to me who goes there. I don't want to be there.

[ex_gatehouse333]

What, you mean you're not gonna miss me? I'm hurt.