On recent events in Ink City

[juushinkan]

It's a shame about that boy. Really, just tragic. I hope he gets better soon.

[....]

Well I didn't tell them to attack him, why are you looking at me like that? You should be upset with the wolves.

Don't tell me you're feeling bad about this now. You seemed to love the idea earlier.

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[humanhero]

....

THEY'RE- ...STILL YOUR WOLVES!

[Nope, nope this is ALL your fault and Finn cannot be convinced otherwise. Just the fact that you're so nonchalant about the whole thing is making him even more upset.]

I just- ...you don't even care! You're lucky I wasn't able to chop the head offa' one of those wolves while I had the chance.

[juushinkan]

[What's one human life? He doesn't even know you and you're pretty much useless to him. It was a random attack and he's not in complete control of the wolves, so he doesn't feel the slightest bit of connection to this]

Well there are nineteen more of them so...

[humanhero]

....

[The boy huffs, still glaring daggers.]

It doesn't make sense why they followed you to the city in the first place. ..Them and that dragon.

Can you answer me that?

[juushinkan]

That is a secret~.

[humanhero]

So you know why? And they just about freakin' killed me- ..and you're gonna keep it a secret?

I dunno what kinda crazy you are, but this isn't funny dude.

[juushinkan]

[He's one thousand and thirteen years worth of sociopathic crazy and now he doesn't have a boss.

Be very worried.]

I'm sorry you feel that way.

[humanhero]

Yeah right. Bet you and the Ice King would get along. You're both NUTS.

[juushinkan]

[You're right, he's not sorry]

Well it's not like I haven't heard something like that before.

[humanhero]

...I'm not surprised.

[Because you sir are quite messed up in the brains.]

[juushinkan]

[<3 Finn]

Anything else you'd like to get off your chest while you're here?

[humanhero]

[You stop that.]

Other than you're a gigantic wad?

Nope.

[juushinkan]

[Oh no a human doesn't like him. Omnomnom your anger is delicious]

Well then this conversation is done! Bye bye now!

[humanhero]

....Hmph.

[You just better hope Finn doesn't find out you have anything to do with those wolves in the city, bub.]

[juushinkan]

[Or else what, you'll hit him with your sword? Oh no.]

[humanhero]

[You bet he'll hit you with his sword. And he'll give you a knuckle sandwich to nosh on too. And maybe a kick in the gut.

Underestimating him would be a bad idea.]

[juushinkan]

[He's terrified really.

Just shaking in his boots.

About a little boy

who couldn't beat some wolves.

Oh no.]

[humanhero]

[Dude, he's thirteen. Holding off a whole pack of wolves like that isn't some small feat. Some wolves? They were ravenous, and nearly ate him alive.

But of course you don't care about that.]

[juushinkan]

[He's killed hundreds of thousands of dragons in the blink of an eye a few minutes after being created.

He wins this argument]

[humanhero]

[He's killed plenty of dragons himself, but that doesn't have anything to do with ANYTHING, now does it?

At least he only slays bad creatures. And not all dragons are bad.]

[juushinkan]

[War is war, kiddo. You kill the people on the other side, end of story]

[humanhero]

[You're a coward, as far as Finn's concerned. And he hopes you know that you've made soome enemies with these wolves of yours.

End of story.]

[juushinkan]

[Whatever helps you sleep through the night, Finn.]