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[hypercompetent]

Hypercompetent Sidekick; The underling who is much smarter, more efficient and more industrious than their boss, and is the one actually responsible for anything that gets done in the workplace. Despite the fact that they work their butt off for little pay and no credit, this person is generally pretty happy the way things are.

 

Okay, I'm not gonna lie to you? That was totally worth fifteen bucks. The other one was kind of lame and uncreative, and we, mun, are not lame, or uncreative. At least I am trying to get you from being lame and uncreative, because c'mooon, you've got me in your head now. Okay, well, you've had me in your head. For like four months now. We're bros. And that's why it was totally worth it to come from that stupid quote (which, by the way, "how do you define lying" was probably not one of my brightest moments) to this. 

No, I can't pay you back for it. I'm fictional. Are you crazy? You should get that checked out. 

[oh shut up, Stiles.] 

 

Comments

[lassyhood]

A little flippant, are you?

[hypercompetent]

No idea what you're talking about.

[lassyhood]

I guess you would have to be, when you're dealing with wolves. Your name is Stiles ...right?

[nymeriarya]

How do you define lying, though?

[hypercompetent]

[He spreads his hands.] Reclining in a horizontal position?

[nymeriarya]

[She glares at her friend.]

I think you understand what I meant, Stiles.

[werederp]

That's definitely better than mine...

But are you okay with being called someone's "underling"?

[he makes airquotes and everything.]

[hypercompetent]

[GRIN] Naw dude, yours is a great fit.

And I figure it's just the competence part, and she's a sucker for the wordplay. [Stiles rolls his eyes.] So I'll take the whole being-the-brains-of-the-operation thing. Not that you're not smart as hell yourself, y'know. Book smart, clever smart, we're basically Harry and Hermione.

...

Or maybe Neville. I think I'm probably more like Neville.

[werederp]

Don't say that! I'm trying to convince her to change it.

[unfortunately, if it does change, it would probably end up being something like doglikeindividual, but scott doesn't need to know that.]

Huh.. Yeah, I wouldn't have been able to make it without you, for sure. You could be like.. Hermione and Neville all rolled into one. Without the crazy hair.

[hypercompetent]

It makes it sound like you turn into a character from a cartoon instead of a fangs-bearing-claws-growing werewolf.

[your best friend thinks that's an A+ idea

He waves a hand over his head.] I'm definitely lacking in the hair department. But hey man, you make a badass Harry Potter. I always knew you'd be a Gryffindor.

[werederp]

Is that really better, though? It sounds pretty lame when you say it like that.... or when you say it at all.

[that really doesn't help him. why can't he have a badass lacrosse-themed name or something.]

Well, yeah, there's not really any other option when it comes to Houses. Not that we'd really fit anywhere else, though. [Gryffindor or bust, dude. he'd love to give Quidditch a go, too.]

[hypercompetent]

[He gives a noncommittal shrug.] It sounds less mauly... Which, for the record, I am all in favor for less maul-y. I really love this trend you have going of Not Wanting To Kill Stiles.

Hell yeah. We're brave and dumb enough to get involved in things that could probably--actually most likely--will get our asses kicked. Clearly Gryffindor's the only option.

[werederp]

I'm not going to kill you, Stiles.. My control isn't that bad. Plus... [his eyes light up excitedly.] I live with Bruce Banner, in my mundane's head! He's given me some really great advice!

[scratches at the back of his head, but doesn't deny that.] It's not like I have a choice about that stuff. It just all kind of finds me, even if I'm not looking.

How are things in that Ruby City place? Is it dangerous there, too?

[hypercompetent]

You say that, and yet you get all bite--dude, seriously?! Oh my god, that's awesome. You have to ask him about the Avengers for me, I'm so jealous! I just live with like. A couple people from Game of Thrones and a ridiculous amount of princesses.

[Stiles beams and socks him playfully in the shoulder.] Hey, that's why I go running in after you.

...'s not that bad. There are monsters everywhere and it was just me for a while, but Derek's there now--hooray [the most sarcastic hooray known to man]--and my dad just showed up, and...[And he softens a little.] And Allison's there too.

[werederp]

[totally okay with the subject veering away from him killing ppl!!] Yeah, dude! There are a bunch of Avengers here, actually. It's not a bad place to be stuck at all, plus Danny's here, too, and Harry Potter and a Game of Thrones guy. What did you want to know about the Avengers?

[he grins. man, he wouldn't have it any other way.] We do make a pretty good team.

My mun just started writing an application for that place. [and he's not entirely thrilled about Derek being there, but...] Woah, your dad..? I guess.. if it's full of monsters, it won't take him long to... uh. Figure stuff out.

.....Does Allison talk about me? [they're broken up, at his canon point.]

[hypercompetent]

Oh my Goooddd, why do you get the cool people to hang out with that is just unfair. [Man his mun's head is super lame.] --Like. Everything. Everything. Is Coulson really dead?

Yyyeeaaah. I'm kinda trying to figure out how to drop that bomb. I was thinking I'd tell him about Derek, y'know, cover up for that whole person of interest thing, and I wasn't going to say anything about you, but if you're coming...besides, dude, the whole place is full of fictional characters, so this can't be that bad. Right?

[...it's going to be awful.

Stiles tries to hide the big, stupid grin that comes across his face. It doesn't work.] Dude, she's still crazy about you. Pre-Gerard, post-making-Stiles-get-second-hand-embarrassment kind of crazy about you.

[werederp]

[grinning.] Sorry, my mun's as big of a nerd as you. And Coulson's totally alive! He's even getting his own TV show. He must have faked his death or something, I don't know.

It might be easier with all of the weirdness in that place, yeah... and hopefully he doesn't react like my mom. [his face definitely falls at the mention of his mom, because that had hurt him very badly.. but then Stiles' news about Allison picks him right back up.]

...She is?! Are you serious, she still... she still likes me?! [omg it's like Christmas here! sorry Stiles, he's probably going to be embarrassing about this again.]

[hypercompetent]

Shut up, oh my god. I called it! I told you. I so called it. [NERDISH MOMENT OF GLEE BRB]

...yeah, but I mean, hey, your mom was okay with it by the end. Yeah? And dad'll...[He sighs.] Maybe it'll be good, I mean...it'll sure explain like. Everything. Dad likes finding answers as much as I do.

Just don't know how ready he is for this clusterfuck. Maaannn.

[...Oh my god, Scott. Your happiness is infectious, and he smiles right back. captain of the HMS Scallison ] Yup. Loves you, even.