dear_mun | Nervously Voice Testing

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canon: supernatural

Nervously Voice Testing

All right, sweetcheeks. You dragged me out and here I am. Now what?

[ Meg's not keen on idling around. That just screams "Come and get me!" to whoever has her on their shit list nowadays. Better to hightail it sooner rather than later. ]

Look, I'm not interested in playing nice with others. How about we just part ways, and I take a little trip. Shack up somewhere nice and indulge myself.

[ Nice try. To Meg's eternal irritation, it's not going to be that easy. Que massive eye roll. Man, there is nothing she loves more than being chained down to an idiot. ]

Fine. Better keep me entertained, or I'm out.

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Yeah, well, you're jumping to the end of the story.

Take it from another one of his "little experiments."

What kind of experiments are we talking about? Made everyone his little beekeepers for his bee kingdom?

Something he referred to as "doing the Pizza Man."

Huh, I'm surprised he had it in him. Too bad he couldn't think of a better name for it.

Well, angels aren't exactly known for their creativity, as I understand it from Dean Squared.

Yeah, can't say they're rocking much in the imagination department. Probably all that self righteousness, it makes them stuffy.

I dunno. I met one angel who wasn't so stuffy. But I'm not allowed to remember him in Dagaz yet.

Don't ask.

[She gives Meg another appraising look.]

I thought you'd be taller.

That is a rare breed of bird to run in to.

[ Looking down at herself, she chuckles and spreads her arms wide. ]

What can I say? Big things come in small packages. I prefer the short ones. Nothing like taking down a big burly man in the body of a harmless little female.

Yeah, well, speaking as a former possessee...I guess I get that.

Can't lie, it's satisfying. Well worth it.

Not so much fun on the other end.

Just a sacrifice for the greater good.

[ The greater good being, of course, Meg's whims. Who knew? ]

I'm not quite so cavalier about it.

But then again, what do I know? I'm just a leech.

You know how it goes - if you aren't grade A human, then you're just one level up from a stain on the floor. At least, according to them.

[ She won't even get into the angels and their holier than thou BS. ]

Not gonna lie. I'd laugh pretty hard if Cas ended up being the one chosen by the Prince.

Chosen by the Prince for what exactly?

To be his princess.

Now that would be something to see. All the better if he's in a pretty pretty dress.

[She laughs.]

It would be groovy. Although, the more I think about it, the more I think one of the Deans would look even better in a dress.

Cas has knobby knees.