uh ohh ...[canon is heavy rain???]

[chewies4lyfe]

Not this shit again. Listen I'm through with the internet. My doctor said it's going to give me one of those aneurisms and I don't want a goddamn road bump on my cerebrum. Besides, I got more important things to handle. Like sit on my ass all day and read important files on ARI. That shit ain't easy but someone's gotta do it.

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[regretzio]

[strum]

♪ Jayden, Jayden, determined FBI agent
Gets hit so many times it's got to leave a dent
Most popular of the boys
Because he has neat toys
And the silliest accent ♪

[chewies4lyfe]

My accent is silly? Out of the question. You're mistaking me for Noo Joisey.

[worsecop]

Anybody ever told you you can read files on goddamn paper like a normal person, Norman?

[chewies4lyfe]

Fuck off, Blake. You're too old school for your own good. Nobody has time to carry files. I need my hands free for important shit.

[worsecop]

Yeah, throwing invisible balls against the wall is real fuckin' crucial.

[chewies4lyfe]

No. No of course not. Who said I was playin' Wall Ball all day? I was doing very cahnfudential work.

[A beat.]

Okay I was playing Tanks but that was just for one day.

[worsecop]

[It takes Blake a second of moving his lips silently to work out cahnfudential]

Great. You're walking around with a Game Boy on your face. Real effective police work.

[chewies4lyfe]

It's helluva lot more effective than your methods, Blake. Everything for you all seems to end with your fist landing on some poor guy's face.

[worsecop]

You say that like it's a problem.

It gets the job done a lot faster than asking nice and playing Tetris.