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Bloody hell, it's freezing where you are! I'm shaking in my fur here, can't you do anything about it? Pull several blankets on, love! S'colder than Burgess after Jack's pratted around to his heart's content.

Yeah, yeah, I wish it was Easter already too. Keep all three pairs of your socks on, it'll come around by and by. Surprised you haven't let me go already, truth be told. Tell you what you need, kiddo, a nice hot cup of cocoa. You go make one of those, see if you don't feel right as rain afterwards.

I mean, I'd suggest a hot cup of authentic Pooka-made carrot soup, but no one here wants to clean up sick. And you're picky about your veg.

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Why, it's almost as though you care about your mun, rabbit.

It's no concern of yours one way or the other, Pitch. Move along.

[That sounds like heaven, if you ask Jack. Especially if Bunny gets annoyed as a bonus.]

Tell you what, let's trade muns. I'm melting over here.

You're on. [ LET'S GO, LET'S GO. ] Enjoy all the frost and dank rain, I'll take a bit of sun over this miserable grey sky any day.

I believe the term is: make me.

Step out of those shadows and I'll be glad to oblige, you yellow-bellied snake.

A bit of sun? Try 36ºC. Can your fur handle it?

Mate, have you ever been in the Outback?

[He arches an eyebrow. Really, Bunny? Really?]

Maybe you didn't get the memo, but you're talking to the spirit of Winter.

Rhetorical question, Jack. I can handle all the heat there is, fur or not. 'Course, I'd rather be in the Warren, if anywhere.

What's the matter, feeling a little out of your depth? No one left you a nightlight on? It's just a little gloom... after all, there are no monsters hiding in the dark, right?

Rack off, Pitch. Like I'm scared of anything you can fritter up.

You should make a new one, right under her house. If you still miss Australia, we can put "Finding Nemo" on a loop to make you feel more at home.

You're hilarious, y'know that? Blimey, I'm freezing my tail off!

[ ... Checking to see if it's still there OH GOOD IT IS, poor bb. Don't mind Bunny trying to stand on one foot at a time s he mutters bleedin' winter, he's subtle as a brick. ]

But I'll be getting so creative... a whole city full of frightened new children for me to practice on.

I know, it's part of my charm.

[Jack snickers at Bunny's antics. Silly rabbit.]

I would offer a comforting hug, but I don't think I can make things exactly warmer for you.

You leave them nippers alone!

Get out of it, wouldn't want you to bandy about a cuddle even if you were snuggly as a glove.

[ It's not like he would want one or anything, gosh. ~~/tsunhare~~

SNORTING — ] Ain't that just the funniest thing? Jack Toast.

[ sneers: ] No.

You'd be utterly offended if I told you to stay away from them.

I don't terrify them out of their wits!

That's a matter of opinion. Have you looked in a mirror lately?

It's obvious you haven't.

[It's not like Jack meant the offer anyway! ~~Maybe.~~]

Toast? I'm not the one hunted by dogs and sent to the fire because my meat is cholesterol free. [He doesn't even have meat, skinny bastard. But details.]

People don't eat Pooka, never did. [ Pitch had a big hand in no one getting a chance, but eh. ] Regular rabbits, now, those poor sods have a lot to contend with.

[ Sizing Jack up. ]

You're a toothpick, that's why no one wants a nibble.

Amusing banter aside, rabbit, neither you nor any of the others have the right to interfere. It's a city of shadows and fears and I intend to make it mine.

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