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deadpool killustrated #1 sparked some serious fourth wall awareness feelings

Just because none of us are real by your standards doesn't mean we can't feel pain. You write me bleeding, I fucking bleed. We're alive, god damn it, and every time you--or any of you assholes reading this post right now--make some awful shit happen to one of us, it hurts.

But you can't--you can't kill to save, it's counter-fucking-productive! I wanna find that exit as badly as anyone else, but-- some of those superheroes were kids.

This isn't the goddamn way!

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You do realize you're talking to sadists, right?

It's not gonna stop them.

But now they've had it thrown in their smug fucking faces. Maybe they'll think twice. What's important is that I said something.

Edited 2013-02-01 04:49 (UTC)

Sure. Maybe. And maybe it'll be in one ear, out the other. Don't get me wrong, man, I'm not a fan of tragedy myself, but them? There's no pleasing them when they're out for blood.

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[ ah, she's seen this rant before. ]

Ze people require entertainment. Zere is none to be had when stories have no dramatic elements.

[HER CALMNESS IS JUST MAKING HIM EVEN MORE UPSET]

It's still fucked up! Fucking around with other peoples' lives--because you're bored?!

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Travis.

What?

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Tell me about pain.

[No really, she understands this.]

Like tearing the legs off grasshoppers just to see them squirm.

[he's never been maimed or anything, but... he's always had to watch, and to know. fourth wall awareness is a real killer.]

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[Well. This is certainly the angriest he's ever seen Travis in a while.]

Uh... mind givin' us an idea on what the hell you're talking about? Sounds oddly specific.

[Oh, hi Deadpool! You have chosen to appear at the worst possible time ever.]

You...!

[Travis storms forward and shoves him. Which is actually quite the feat of self-control on his part: it is taking a LOT to not give in to the urge to punch Wade in the face right now.]

I don't know what kind of fucking twisted logic you think you're following right now!

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I don't quite understand why you're so upset all of a sudden.

[Oh dear, Maggie. You don't seem bitter at all, even through that smile.]

You respawn, guaranteed. Isn't that part of your grandiose male power fantasy? Charge the beam katana, respawn until you get a lucky strike against someone more powerful than you, and move on through as they die a nameless foe? What does the age matter, anyway?

Contrary to whatever shit you've convinced yourself about me, I do have standards.

Kids is where I draw the line.

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i hope this is okay! if not i will delete it

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Tell me. [A low chuckle.] My friend. Is it not better, then, that these children do not suffer further under the cruelty of their writers. Would you prefer them to dream, to work for their future, only to see it steeped in blood?

Is it not better to end it before this?

[NO. NOT THIS ASSHOLE AGAIN OH MY GOD.]

Cut the strings and throw the puppets in the fire, huh. A mercy kill?

That's bullshit.

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Children are not immune to tragedy. Your anger is not well spent.

It wasn't only that. It was just the last straw.

[fuMING NOW]

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Well gee, it sure is getting ironic in here.

I never killed kids. And I also don't kill entire fucking universes, I kill people who sign up to kill me.

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Of course you don't kill to save; you just convince some well meaning jackass you do.

That's how this kind of fun starts.

Fun for who? The readers? It's a good story, but that doesn't mean it's not fucked up!

Travis?

[She's legitimately concerned about him. She might be a Yandere but that still implies some twisted sort of love.]

Yeah.

[Kimmy's just reminding him of all those cheerleaders from her school he took out. ~~Oops.~~]

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So? I find it cathartic to kill the little buggers - and, as an added bonus, it's a lot easier to clean the bloodstains afterwards. [The Joker's not the sort of killer to have standards, to say the least.]

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[Full disclosure: Travis has never been a fan of western comics ~~whereas his mun is totally infatuated with them~~.

But everyone knows who this guy is.]

Sorry, I don't take advice from psychopaths.

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