Muse is annoyed.

[hands4healing]

Miss Mun,

Just because you're bored doesn't mean you have to bother me. There are other things you can be doing!

What do you mean, 'what other things'? I know you have other things to do!

[...]

...Don't make me get out my wrench.

Comments

[elementofloyalty]

That's always how it is. "Oh, I'm bored, I want something to do. Let's torment the poor innocent pony."

[hands4healing]

Oh! Hello!

I guess most of us have the same problem, otherwise we wouldn't be here.

[elementofloyalty]

Here or anywhere. It's just a big game to them! Hey, let's get them beat up or into a big argument, that's good for a laugh!

Worse than Discord.

[hands4healing]

Make them break up with their boyfriend, get kidnapped, have a friend get killed in front of them...

[Shuts up. She still hates thinking about Rue.]

[elementofloyalty]

Get them beat up by level 100 monsters you can't possible beat. Get them shot. Get them into stupid arguments with stupid people...

[Rainbow understands (though if she's listing them by least to most awful, that raises some questions about the pony's priorities).]

[hands4healing]

Stupid people like a stupid alchemist?

[elementofloyalty]

Yep. Big time. Not JUST him, some of the other people here are pretty dumb too though. Also there's a big stupid bird I gotta deal with too.

[hands4healing]

A...big...bird?

[elementofloyalty]

BIG bird.

[With the aid of wingpower, she holds a hoof twelve feet off the ground.]

[hands4healing]

[Confused.]

But...why?

[elementofloyalty]

It got onto the island of level 100 monsters.

[hands4healing]

[blank stare]

Okay...

[elementofloyalty]

Well you wouldn't just leave it there to get killed, would you?!

[hands4healing]

I...guess not?

[elementofloyalty]

Exactly. And also it's apparently fun and not boring to make me chase after a huge bird with a girl who has another bird that isn't huge normally but can transform.

...I miss Ponyville.

[hands4healing]

I...I'm sorry, I just don't understand.

[Plaintive.]

[elementofloyalty]

Hmm. Okay, so there's this girl here who has a -- pet? Partner? I'm not sure, but anyway, he's named Piyomon, and normally he's just a pink bird. But he can transform into this giant, awesome version of himself!

[hands4healing]

You mean...like a chimera?

[elementofloyalty]

[This question produces absolute shocked revelation from the pony. People from her world think all weird creatures are chimera?! So Ed wasn't being a jerk when he assumed Rainbow herself was, that one time?!]

Uh... no, probably not.

[hands4healing]

Oh.

I'm sorry, it's just...all the really strange [considers quickly] beings in my world have been...changed with alchemy in some way or another. They're called chimera.

[elementofloyalty]

Nnnnope. This bird is a normal bird, same as I'm a normal pony.

[hands4healing]

It just changes its shape.

[elementofloyalty]

Yeah, when Chika whacked her device and shouted something about digisoles, Piyomon turned into a big red horned version of himself. She said it was called Evolution. I guess all the creatures like him can do it.

[hands4healing]

Immediate evolution?

[Winry's curious, in a way. Because, you know, knowledge is power, especially when dealing with stupid alchemists.]

[elementofloyalty]

It's probably just a term. Like a superhero shout. "Power, activate!"

[She claps her hooves together, in an unconscious if horrible demonstration of who she's been hanging out with too long, if she thinks that's a suitable gesture to activate a power.]

[hands4healing]

I don't think Ed says things like that.

[elementofloyalty]

Oh. Uh! It was really more like this! [She mimes smacking a device on her wrist.]

[hands4healing]

Uh...huh.

[elementofloyalty]

No really, she had a thing she wore. I guess it had something to do with it. Maybe it stored energy.

[hands4healing]

I...guess that makes sense.

[About as much sense as alchemy, at least.]