( on reserves and his twin sister )

[ohmakerwhatnow]

That's not going to happen, so you can just forget it. There's already a couple of people who might be coming but you couldn't possibly be happy with that, could you? You'll leave her alone if you know what's good for you.

[He points, for emphasis.]

I'm not joking.

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[wolfenris]

*Arches an eyebrow at him*

[ohmakerwhatnow]

[Don't eyebrow him. He's making a brotherly declaration here!]

What? You have something to say?

[wolfenris]

I am sure your mun is merely amused by your...ranting.

[ohmakerwhatnow]

It's not ranting. It's threatening, I don't plan to stand around and let this mun try to drag my sister into anything.

[wolfenris]

And how shall you stop them? A tantrum perhaps?

[ohmakerwhatnow]

[.......... That's a very good question.]

I don't know! I'll think of something.

[wolfenris]

Perhaps you should be considering ways of protecting her once there. Your resistance likely makes the idea of bringing her in more...interesting.

[ohmakerwhatnow]

I'd rather not think about it, I don't even want to consider what it would be like if she came here.

[wolfenris]

Is it so bad? My....mun...has so far failed in...locating me a cage...

[ohmakerwhatnow]

[He mulls that over.]

Wait. You want to go somewhere?

[wolfenris]

No. *Fenris rolls his eyes* It means that I do not know what it is like. I merely know this...limbo.

[ohmakerwhatnow]

I'm pretty sure you wouldn't like the place I'm at. The other you sure doesn't.

At least you seem to know me, that's something.

[wolfenris]

You are Carver Hawke. I know you.

And...the other me...does not know you?

[ohmakerwhatnow]

[He shakes his head.]

He's heard of me but says he's never met me. It's the same thing with Anders. They know my brother, of course, but I never made it to Kirkwall or something. The explanation got a little complicated after that. [Shrug.]

[wolfenris]

*Fenris' lip curls slightly at the mention of Anders* The Abomination...keep an eye on him.

[ohmakerwhatnow]

[Trust Fenris to latch onto that.]

There's not much to keep an eye on. There's these collars we're forced to wear, um... They somehow take away the abilities of the person wearing it, and Anders is one of them. We all are. Well, not you obviously, but...

[wolfenris]

*Fenris shudders bodily* Collars. Still...I suppose the Mage is insufferable even without his gifts.

[ohmakerwhatnow]

Can't say he's magically changed, with or without the collar.

[backstabbing]

Oh look at you baring your fangs.

What's not going to happen?

[ohmakerwhatnow]

Finally noticed I had them?

My sister... I just don't want her to be where I am, alright? It's hard enough without having to worry about her too.

[backstabbing]

I've always known you had them, you just finally started growing them in. Must be the uniform.

[SHE THINKS YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT BIG HAWKE though meta shenanigans means she's entirely aware of Bethany as well]

And here I thought Hawke could take care of herself in this big scary world of ours. I won't argue against how hard it must be for you, but I honestly doubt your little sex island is difficult. Sounds like paradise if you ask me.

[ohmakerwhatnow]

You'd fit right in, I'm surprised you're not already there.

[Why is Isabella calling his older brother 'her' and 'sister'? Did he miss something while he was in the Deep Roads?]

What? I meant my sister, Bethany. [He frowns at Isabella.] And I never said that it was a problem for me, I had other things to worry about other than the island part.

[cheese_for_everyone]

Really lad a mouse shouldn't threaten a dragon.

[ohmakerwhatnow]

Really? My options are severely limited these days and since I'm stuck with a dragon, I can threaten all I want. What's the worst they can do?

[lethallan]

That's how you're planning to convince your scribe not to do some thing?

Creators, I know what convinces a shem better than a shem! This is rich.

[ohmakerwhatnow]

If you have a better idea, I'm all ears.