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dear_mun2013-01-31 06:37 pm
devotedtoyou) wrote in dear_mun2013-01-31 06:37 pm
Entry tags:
Canon is Pushing Daisies
Oh Lord.
Ohhhhh sweet Lord in Heaven, what’ve I done to displease you?
Listen. I get your little thing with your keyboard and your messin’ around with other peoples’ lives but I’ve got one thing to say to you, little miss, and that’s leave me out of it!
[Breathless pause. That didn't work. Different approach.]
Okay, don't listen to that, listen to this. I’m a nun. Never mind your wishy-washiness about that canon point, I should be devoting my life to prayer and the needy. You don't want me to neglect God and the poor, do you? 'Cause I know them both personally (mostly because one of them took all my earthly belongings) and God doesn't handle neglect too well, and the poor are...well, you know. Poor. It's a very serious situation. And if I go to a game I might tell someone MM-mm-mm-mm-MM-mm, if you know what I mean.
[Another pause. Things are not looking great.]
Just...don't send me to a game with Ned, please? Or just. Keep me around in those memey-thingies. You can at least plan an exit strategy outta one-a those, am I right? ...Girlfriend?
Ohhhhh sweet Lord in Heaven, what’ve I done to displease you?
Listen. I get your little thing with your keyboard and your messin’ around with other peoples’ lives but I’ve got one thing to say to you, little miss, and that’s leave me out of it!
[Breathless pause. That didn't work. Different approach.]
Okay, don't listen to that, listen to this. I’m a nun. Never mind your wishy-washiness about that canon point, I should be devoting my life to prayer and the needy. You don't want me to neglect God and the poor, do you? 'Cause I know them both personally (mostly because one of them took all my earthly belongings) and God doesn't handle neglect too well, and the poor are...well, you know. Poor. It's a very serious situation. And if I go to a game I might tell someone MM-mm-mm-mm-MM-mm, if you know what I mean.
[Another pause. Things are not looking great.]
Just...don't send me to a game with Ned, please? Or just. Keep me around in those memey-thingies. You can at least plan an exit strategy outta one-a those, am I right? ...Girlfriend?