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Sex Ed With Captain Jack
Dear Mundly,
First off, I did a FINE job giving the sexy talk to Dawnie. Impeccable, in fact. For certain she's not experiencing any horrid itching or numerous babies making their grand entrances from the safe confines of her womb or any suchlike thing.
Now Hiccup J. Haddock's like a son to myself, says I. And I aim to teach him about womenfolk as best I know how. I owe it to the poor little lad. He's got to know how all his manly bits work and so forth, eh?
Now stop interfering!
Yours
Captain J. Sparrow
First off, I did a FINE job giving the sexy talk to Dawnie. Impeccable, in fact. For certain she's not experiencing any horrid itching or numerous babies making their grand entrances from the safe confines of her womb or any suchlike thing.
Now Hiccup J. Haddock's like a son to myself, says I. And I aim to teach him about womenfolk as best I know how. I owe it to the poor little lad. He's got to know how all his manly bits work and so forth, eh?
Now stop interfering!
Yours
Captain J. Sparrow