Voice testing

[blackstarwitch]

Heh, I like your style mun! Good choice picking me, after all, I'm the best around!

Of course, it doesn't mean anything if you're not able to show me for as great and awesome as I am, ze.

_{[She gives a jaunty wink.]}

So, you gonna put me in a game or what, ze? I wouldn't be surprised if things went missing in the meantime... Idle hands, right?

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[wizardoftheweek]

Your hands hardly need to be idle to be devil's playthings.

Hopefully wherever you end up sees fit to equip you with a warning label. "Caution: Insufferable Rat, Will Steal Everything You Own"

[blackstarwitch]

Oh come now, don't make such a glum face! You know you're happy to see me!

Besides, I didn't steal everything...

...Although, come to think of it, you still have a few grimoires I'd love to borrow.

[wizardoftheweek]

Any happiness I may have is immediately washed away when you say things like that.

[blackstarwitch]

_{[She gives the anemic magician a hearty slap on the back.]}

Come on, us magic users have to stick together! Besides, if you keep making that face, it'll stick that way!

[wizardoftheweek]

-She'd have a biting remark in response but she's too busy sputtering and coughing because of Marisa's well-meaning back pat.-

[blackstarwitch]

_{[Of course, Marisa completely misinterprets this.]}

See? You spend too much time in that dusty library! You need to come outside and clear out your lungs now and then! The fresh air is good for ya!

[wizardoftheweek]

I ought to throttle you, you inconsiderate moron!

[blackstarwitch]

Eh? What are you getting mad about? I was just being friendly, ze! It's not my fault you're built like a cracker!

[wizardoftheweek]

True as that may be, you are still aware of it, and yet you still do idiotic things like that.

You're not a doctor, and you don't know what's best for me, so don't pretend that you do.

[blackstarwitch]

Tch! I don't need to be a doctor to know that sitting inside all day is bad for ya! Besides, not everybody's gonna know that you break like a reed in a light breeze, so it's better if ya get over it now, ze!

[wizardoftheweek]

Or maybe you can learn to accept people as they are. Gods know you certainly won't change for anyone, so what gives you right to demand it from others?

[blackstarwitch]

Hmph! It's not like my problems put my health at risk! Unlike you I don't make other people tiptoe around me like I'm made of fine china! What are you going to do when you meet someone who won't accommodate you, or if you trip in the woods or something, ze? You'll be helpless!

[wizardoftheweek]

I don't MAKE you do anything! You are the one that chooses to subject yourself to my company and then has the gall to sit there and criticize how I've chosen to live my life for the last century!

[emoted]

[ She doesn't even know who you are, but she likes you already. ]

Ohooo, what can you do? What's with that hat, are you a witch?

[shanghaiworld]

Idle hands, sure.

As if any part of you is ever idle. You're far too energetic for that, aren't you? Or as you put it, too great and awesome.

[blackstarwitch]

_{[Marisa bites her lip, tapping her foot irritably. Someone doesn't want to admit that she cares about a certain purple beansprout, although one could argue that it's simply so her books don't get scattered.]}

Tch! Since when do you care about what I think anyway? You should be honored I'm giving you my company at all, ze!

[blackstarwitch]

_{[She tugs her hat down, throwing her arm out in a "cool" pose.]}

Yup, that's me! Marisa Kirisame, Ordinary Witch, at your service! Master of Danmaku and part time thief, when the mood strikes me, ze!

So what's your deal?

[canbemine]

You do realize that if you confess to a crime beforehand, it makes it harder to pull off, don't you?

[blackstarwitch]

Alice!

_{[She smiles, giving a friendly wave at the dollmaker.]}

Of course I'm energetic! Gotta keep moving or I'll be bored to death. Peacetime is so miserable, ze! I'm always waiting for the next great event! I just don't want this mun to slow me down, ya know?

[blackstarwitch]

Whoa whoa whoa, who are you? You look all...

_{[She taps her foot, thinking.]}

Shady. Shadier than me. Shadier than Rumia even. You some kinda youkai?

-And hey, what's with telling me how to do my job, ze?! If I tell 'em beforehand, they let their guards down! 'Sides, I can't just go lying about it, then people'd ask all sortsa weird questions!

[canbemine]

That's... one way to describe me. As for who I am... [Well, he's got an underworld reputation, as it is. Even if she seems on the slow side for a thief, it can't hurt too badly.] You can call me Garrett, if you have to.

I'm telling you how to do your job because frankly, it sounds like I know how to do it a lot better than you do.

[Not that he's saying he's a thief himself. But still, so modest.]

[blackstarwitch]

Garret? Never heard of ya.

_{[She gives a blasé shrug.]}

Well, I guess you kinda look like a thief. If I squint. But I still only have your word for it, and to me, you look like some kinda scruffy cousin of one of those lower-class youkai. How do I know you ain't bluffin'?

[canbemine]

Well, I'm not even sure what a youkai is. You're right, though; you don't know that I'm not bluffing, do you? If I was a thief, I think that might give me an advantage.

Anyway, you know my name. How about you give me yours?

[shanghaiworld]

Well, if you get bored to death, we can get our stuff back finally. But anyway, what sort of great event are expecting around here?

[blackstarwitch]

I don't know! Something exciting. There are so many people here, there's gotta be some kinda commotion, right?

Speaking of, do you have any new books or dolls? I haven't visited in a while, so I don't know what you're up to.