I don't know; Canon is Rainbow Dash Presents: Captain Hook and the Biker Guerrilla (Rainbow Factory

[surpriserainbows]

Hey boss, look.

I'm happy and all that you thought I was worth picking up as a muse but what are we even going to do here? I mean there's not really any place I can go and I gotta be honest I'm not sure there's any place here I'd want to go.

Games at the moment aren't really something on my mind, you know? I'd rather just kind of be alone and try not to think about what pony hell is going to be like too much.

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You are awesome

[cruel_kindness]

It's filled with things beyond your imagination, all trying to rip you apart for the satisfaction that they will have killed you.

I've been there once.

Re: You are awesome

[surpriserainbows]

Wow. Hey. Okay. Thank you so much.

Knowing that is just what I needed. You done now?

[cruel_kindness]

You probably shouldn't have thought about Tartarus in the first place?

...Why the flying feather do you have a stallion's voice?

[surpriserainbows]

Hey, I could ask you the same thing. This is how all ponies sound, okay man? I don't know what's wrong with you.

Seriously. You should maybe get that checked out or something. It could be a throat infection or something worse.

[cruel_kindness]

What the buck are you talking about? We don't have an infection. This is what all girls sound like.

I think your voice is bucked up. Not 'Shy's, not mine.

[surpriserainbows]

Hey, come on! Cool it with the language there are-

Oh. Right.

[She isn't in the factory right now. She was about to tell Cruelly to cut it down with the "bucking" language with the kids here until she remembered that she wasn't in the factory.

Even if the kids were about to die she didn't think they should be submitted to hearing someone yelling obscenities out loud. Or yelling anymore than necessary Celestia she hates her life.]

I dunno man. Maybe it's a regional thing.

[cruel_kindness]

[Fluttercruel rolls her eyes.]

Shut up. I have enough ponies telling me that. I don't need you doing that, too. You better not have any bucking soap on you. It tastes as nasty as dragon fewmets.

Meh. Maybe. We've never been outside of Equestria.

[surpriserainbows]

Equestria? Then you got no reason to be surprised man I'm from Cloudsdale.

I don't think I've seen you around though. You live somewhere around with the mudponies and boneheads? Cause that's all I can think the problem could be.

[cruel_kindness]

'Shy's been to Cloudsdale quite a few times. She went there when Rainbow won The Best Young Flyer's contest. The girls still sounded like girls, and boys boys, there. ...Must be some alternate universe mule.

[Fluttercruel sneers at the white pony.]

Only I get to call them that.

[It's true. But she just doesn't want to right now.]

[surpriserainbows]

Hey. I don't know what your problem is, but it really bothers me you think there's a problem with my voice. There isn't. This is how people talk, get used to it.

Rainbow? Rainbow Dash? Man, the only thing that pony could win an award for is most time spent cowering in a restroom. We still haven't gotten the locks back on the toilet stalls yet. It's ridiculous.

I can call them whatever I want man. I got every right to call them that.

[cruel_kindness]

Tch... What the buck ever. Alternate universe.

...You actually think she's a coward?

[Fluttercruel begins stifling laughter.]

[surpriserainbows]

...I dunno if I'd call it cowardice but I know how she reacted to working at the Rainbow Factory.

[cruel_kindness]

Pssh.

[Fluttercruel waves her hoof dismissively.]

Rainbow doesn't work at a rainbow factory. She works on the weather team in Ponyville. Besides, why the buck would she be screaming if she worked at the factory?

[surpriserainbows]

[Wow. Surprise is beginning to get mad by this point.]

Except she did. How she got the job is anyone's guess since we might as well have had a bear just running around scratching and attacking everyone and everything and it would have been more productive.

[Oh crap she said too much.]

Hah. Hahaha you're right I dunno why she was screaming! It's not like anything really happens at the rainbow factory! We just make rainbows! Nice, blood-stained rainbows I mean color-stained! Color stained is a term! It's not like we do anything else but have fun, and make rainbows after it rains and certainly don't have to toss kids or puppies into the machine!

Maybe she's just crazy on top of being stupid, you know!

[cruel_kindness]

[Wait.




Wait. That description is way too familiar to her.]

...Who the buck are you, and how did you know of what I dream of when I'm asleep?

[surpriserainbows]

[Oh crap. Ooooooh crap. It was bad enough when Rainbow Dash had announced what was happening to a room full of children but letting a full grown pony hear about it?

Celestia would have her hide if this ever got out.

She has to try and do damage control now.]

H-Hey! C'mon now don't be that way! It was just a joke! There's nothing wrong with the rainbow factory, and-and why would there be? You'd have to be sick to think anything could go wrong there, so why even think about it?

[cruel_kindness]

[An adult DID hear it, but it's not the pony your talking to, Surprise.]

Well, duh. That sort of stuff only happens in my dreams. You know, when we're asleep? What I'm more concerned about is how you know about that. I haven't told anyone that, not even Flutterbutt!

[surpriserainbows]

So okay I've got no clue what you're talking about man. Are you just screwed up in the cabeza or is this going somewhere because I've got better things to do with my time than talk to crazy ponies.

[shy_kindness]

[Fluttercruel's colors become brighter and more vibrant, the cutie mark turns to 3 butterflies, the scars disappear, and her eyes change to a normal pony's eyes. Surprise, meet Fluttershy.]

Um, I'm sorry we're confusing you. I had no idea she had such nightmares. But, um, I think we're from two different universes. Things may be different in our Equestria than yours. I'm sorry things are so horrible over there.