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[sixmumble]

Time to come out again, is it? Been a bit of a trip, let me tell you, riding 'round in the back of your head for the last two years. Yes, that'll be two since we last had a chat; caught me quite by surprise as well. Not saying I mind, but it's good to stretch the legs, sniff some backsides. -- Oi, I'll be the werejoke police, thanks, and I'm allowing it.

So what's this leading to, hm? Adventure? Mental anguish? Romance? All of the above? Bit of a hefty decision for this hour, I think; conk out for now, love, come back to it.

- Andy

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[rigging]

[ Sniff, sniff. ] Mental anguish, probly.

... Man, s'like a zoo in there, ain't it.

[sixmumble]

Oh, top, I've been running low.

Only the wildest! You smell a bit of a mess, yourself, you know. Having trouble picking a team?

[rigging]

Nah, nah. I play for both, didn't y'know? [ Just casually skirting around that question. ] So, werewolves, huh? I heard stories.

[sixmumble]

[ He sees what u did thar ] I should hope so, it's not called a legend for nothing. What have you heard, exactly?

[preytosociety]

Great! A werewolf with a sense of humour. Just what we needed.

You can bet there will be a great deal of mental anguish in your future.

[sixmumble]

Better than no anguish at all, I suppose. What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, all that rubbish. Have you got an issue with humourous werewolves?

[preytosociety]

[She smiles even more venomously than before.] Cute. Try werewolves in general. What doesn't kill you leaves you with a horrible, disfiguring scar for the rest of your life.

[The smile vanishes.] Plus it's own permanent mental anguish.

[sixmumble]

Come on now, darling, that's an awfully strong opinion. Everybody knows being a werething is excitement and sunshine, where've you been?

[ringmage]

"Sniff some backsides...?"

[He just stares at him.]

[sixmumble]

Ahh, see -- we call that a joke, not to worry. Your behind is safe.

[ringmage]

I would hope so! Even for a joke, that's a little crude.

[sixmumble]

What's life without a little crudeness now and again, hey? Make a bum joke every once in a while, you'll feel loads better.

[ringmage]

I'm not childish enough to try, good sir.

[sixmumble]

Childish? Oh, come off it, it's a joke! Wake up on the wrong side of the toadstool this morning?

[ringmage]

[He arched his brow at that toadstool comment.] No, I'm simply not easily amused by such jest.