Headed off to Whispering Rock!

[mediary]

For the record, I could totally be a camp counselor if I wanted to be! I'm smart. Responsible. Apparently an awesome psychic genius. I'm a great role model! 

[....................] 

Stop looking at me like that. Alright, look, as much as I love your taste in ""alternate universes"" [airquotes included], and I really, really hope you can feel my sarcasm, this one's not so bad. I'm kinda diggin' the idea of Psychonauts: The Real Life. There's just one thing missing from this decently perfect equation and that's Scott. And Lydia. And actually, like ninety percent of Beacon Hills. 

So c'mon, hop to it. I dunno who you're expecting me to charm out here. 

-Stiles
-Junior Counselor Stiles Stilinski
 

PS: If you're going to keep bitching about the pictures of my face thing then maybe, just maybe, you should actually fork over the $3 to buy a paid account. C'mon, look at this face. I totally deserve it. 

Comments

[nymeriarya]

My stupid mun hasn't quite figured out what a Psychonaut does once they get their badges... But I'm not even close to that yet.

Anyway, you told me that you would teach me to talk to Father with my brain.

I know how to shoot you full of little holes with my brain, Stiles.

I'm ready!

fuck me why do i keep tagging with the wrong account

[mediary]

Mine either. I told her video game therapy'd teach her everything but nooo, apparently there's this myth that college is difficult or something.

[Exaggerated eyeroll.]

I'm gonna try! I mean, hey's long as you're not unteachable. I'm a pretty good teacher. I think. So we'll be totally fine. How can you be so cute and so terrifying at the same time?

[nymeriarya]

...what's video game therapy?
My muse spends most of her classes thinking about my series. I don't consider it a problem, because it's got me in it, but...she seems to argue with me a lot about that.

[Arya places her hands on her hips, puffing out her chest.]

I'm not unteachable! I just hope you don't start calling me a boy.
Syrio did that often. It was ridiculous. I'm not a boy.

It's a talent.

[triskeles]

My mun says good morning.

[ He is so not touching the rest of this, because really. Stiles as a counselor? Really. ]

[mediary]

I'm taking your lack of response as approval for all of my actions.


Also, she looks embarrassed and says thank you.

[triskeles]

Stiles, we want the kids to survive summer camp.

[nymeriarya]

[Arya gives Derek a little wave, and Nymeria pads up to him, sniffing at his legs.]

Are you coming to camp, too?

[triskeles]

[ Derek kneels so that he's more on their levels, offering Nymeria his hand. ]

I'll be coming in a little late, but my mun's pretty easy to talk into taking me places.

oh gosh i can tell he's already good with kids

[nymeriarya]

[Nymeria smells Derek, then licks his hand. She's loving the attention, and Arya can already tell. She follows her direwolf up to where Derek's kneeling and scratches Nymeria behind the ears.]

What're you going to teach me? Stiles knows how to talk to his mother in his brain.

Scratch behind her ears. She loves that best.

my derek headcanon, let me show you it.

[triskeles]

[ Once Nymeria gives him her approval, Derek does as Arya instructs. He even goes so far as to bring up his other hands, fingers scritching into the fur behind her ears as he looks up from wolf to charge. ]

I won't be officially teaching anything, but you can always come to me if you want extra lessons. Moving things with my mind is what I'll be doing best, but I'm also going to teach people about the woods around the camp.

FUUUUUUCK IM GONNA HAVE A SMALL HEART ATTACK

[nymeriarya]

[Arya likes Derek already. He reminds her of her older brother, Jon.]

Are you going to take us on an adventure out there? Can I bring Nymeria with me? She's really good at hunting and protecting people, she does it loads back home.

[And she's also good at biting blond, pointy-faced people who deserve it, no matter what their mother thinks.]

The Hale family was a big family there were plenty of bitties.

[triskeles]

[ He does have a similar brooding air to Jon, really. ]

My mun's planning on it, since there's going to be a lot of activities in the camp. [ Derek tilts his head to look at Nymeria, bringing his hands to rub at the sides of her face. ] Would you like to come with us, Nymeria?

[ What, he can totally invite the wolf to come with them. He's still a wolf at heart. ]

Re: The Hale family was a big family there were plenty of bitties.

[nymeriarya]

[For Arya, it's the stubbly beard thing they both have going on. She's 10 - she hasn't figured out what 'brooding' means yet.

Nymeria goes back to licking Derek's hand, and Arya takes that as an enthusiastic 'yes'.

Since he is like Jon, she looks up at him hopefully and asks another question, this time in a quieter voice.]

May I bring my sword with me?

[She unsheathes the skinny sword Needle she keeps at her side, showing it to Derek.]

We should be prepared in the woods. In case of an attack.

[triskeles]

[ That would also do it. They're scruffy and brooding, though Derek is only a bit of a bastard in the figurative way and not the literal.

He inclines his head slightly after rubbing his knuckles under Nymeria's jaw in response, looking at Arya before at the sword that she unsheathes. Not often that you see swords, especially not in a summer camp. ]

Of course. It's better safe than sorry.