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[breakdancing]

........why does it feel like you want me to die?

I'm too young to die!

[ HALP!!! ]

Comments

[selfnighted]

How young is too young, hm?

[breakdancing]

The exact number doesn't matter! I'm too young to die no matter how old I am!

[selfnighted]

Oh? For you to use such a thing as a defense.... You have no other defense, do you?

[breakdancing]

...isn't it obvious?

Although I-- I can scream really loudly.

[sweetcottonfist]

Who wants you to die?

[you are tiny and defenceless, he does not like this]

[breakdancing]

My mun does! Please--please help me!

I am so voicetesting him, may be slow. <3

[sweetcottonfist]

Don't worry, I will.

[standing in front of you protectively] Why do they want you to die? That's a horrible thing to want.

no problemo! :3

[breakdancing]

Because! There are reasons - but you don't need to know them! Just save me!

[ crouching behind you yeah safety wall! ]

XD

[sweetcottonfist]

[smarter people might question this, but oh well]

I will. I'm hard to get past, your mun won't find it easy to get to you.

[beams down at you] It'll be fine.

Re: XD

[breakdancing]

[ oh so you're not smart this is my lucky day then :D :D :D ]

But-- what if she jumps at us from behind--!

Re: XD

[sweetcottonfist]

[he's from a dimension where people think 5 x 2 = 14, so no. XD also, he's generally just pretty naive all the time]

I'll feel anyone coming with bad intentions, so I'll always be facing the right way!

[breakdancing]

[ ...no wait what. ]

What if bad intentions were all around you, then? Which way would you be facing?

[sweetcottonfist]

[and 22 - 3 is 12. maths standards are not high. XD]

Towards the strongest, obviously.

[breakdancing]

...what if they're all equally strong?

[sweetcottonfist]

...Whichever one's nearest.

[twofishes]

Aren't you being over-dramatic, senpai?

[breakdancing]

[ SHUSH ]

Ran-chan! You've come to rescue me, right?

[twofishes]

[ NO U ]

What am I even rescuing you from?

[breakdancing]

[ SHUSH LISTEN TO YOUR SENPAI ]

...isn't it obvious?

[twofishes]

[ PFFT ]

No...? Unless you mean your mun, I guess. How would I even do that?

[breakdancing]

[ HDU ]

You're good at fighting, right?

[ wow why do I have to think of everything ]

[twofishes]

What, you want me to fight your mun? That's not really what my power is for, you know.

[breakdancing]

...but you're all about protecting the weak and the innocent, right?

[twofishes]

What is she even doing to you, that you're so scared?

[breakdancing]

Oh, just setting me up to be killed by Meteor.