lol yandere on crack comm love meme

[noncompulsatory]

...Why?

You're taking inspiration from an instance back when I... wasn't quite in a right state of mind... to have me be utterly obsessed and flirt with a woman totally devoted to her husband! I thought we both agreed I was over this.
You're insane, mundane. Plain and simple.

[Oh come on. You looked cute with a beard.]

Not the point!

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[therealproflayton]

While I do admit that these memes are different, I think it's best to remember that they are not really who we are.

[noncompulsatory]

Of course. But it's still rather unsettling... especially considering how that little relationship ended.

[therealproflayton]

I'm terribly sorry about that, mister...?

[noncompulsatory]

Nigma.

And you shouldn't be apologizing to me.

[sex_angel]

This is....

I'm sorry your mundane shouldn't do that to you.

[noncompulsatory]

Thank you. I'm not the only one who sees how incredibly wrong this is!

[sex_angel]

Of course it's wrong!

A relationship should be based on people who really care about each other and pulling up any mental break downs you have is just pouring salt in the wounds.

[noncompulsatory]

Technically, my entire life until now has been one giant chain of breakdowns...

But exactly.

[sex_angel]

Oh well I'm sorry to hear that. I wish I could help.

[noncompulsatory]

Oh, no need. It's mostly better now. And there's always room in Gotham for a genius, history aside.

[sex_angel]

That's true but are you sure you're better now?

[noncompulsatory]

[No.]

Yes.

[sex_angel]

Did I ever tell you that I have the unique ability to know when someone is lying to me?

[noncompulsatory]

No. Of course, I don't believe we've ever talked at all before this point...?

[sex_angel]

No we haven't. It was just a kinder way of stating I know something rather than outright saying it.

Oh and my name is Sirkka.

[noncompulsatory]

Edward Nigma. A lovely name -- and yours is rather unique, too.

[sex_angel]

[She just smiles and shakes her head.]

So is that your defense mechanism?

[Time to play deconstruct the former villain!]

[noncompulsatory]

Oh no. Just part of my charming personality. For a defense mechanism, try this:

What follows every man on Earth, but rips to shreds the weak?

[sex_angel]

Hmmm interesting defense mechanism. Well without looking I would say the answer is challenge.

[noncompulsatory]

[Chuckles.]

Wrong... it's regret.

[sex_angel]

Not bad. Mostly because you used an original riddle.

What grows and shrinks but never disappears?

[noncompulsatory]

It's more interesting that way.

I'd say either love or hope. Some sort of positive emotion to counteract my little riddle.

[sex_angel]

Actually I was going for emotion in general but that is a fair enough answer since you mostly got it.

Emotions never really fade but they can be replaced by others. Love and Hope can overshadow Regret.

I did something that would likely be considered more heinous than what you did as a criminal.

[noncompulsatory]

Indeed? Of course, it depends on where you are; it takes a lot to be considered heinous in Gotham, lately, it's all been done before.

[sex_angel]

I'll ask another riddle to explain that; What do the mentally ill and most religions share in belief?

[noncompulsatory]

Their destinies are controlled by a higher power, or something they cannot control.

[sex_angel]

The second one was close but no cigar. The end of the world.

[noncompulsatory]

Mm. Close enough. But the end of the world...?

[sex_angel]

Okay I'll ask you a question, who is the most powerful being in your world that exists and what is the most damage he can do as far as you have seen?

[noncompulsatory]

Hah! There are a few of those. The most powerful being would probably be Superman, but I haven't personally witnessed the extent of his power.

[sex_angel]

Well you have to have some idea of what he can do. Imagine eleven of him focusing all of their power to punch a hole into the earth. What sort of repercussions could you see other than the resulting crater occurring?

[noncompulsatory]

...

Severe ones. You had something to do with something like that?

[sex_angel]

Yes, imagine superman was the only one such as himself in existence, no other supers ever, but no secret identity. The powers were recorded on military data. If these teenagers were to say, outright refuse to be part of the military could you see how things could escalate?

[noncompulsatory]

Mm. Indeed. Nothing more dangerous than a super-powered rebel.

[crescenttail]

Mun GrayGriffin says that it is a challenge. To write me in a slightly different way while staying true to my essence.

I must agree that it is decidedly uncomfortable, though.

[noncompulsatory]

It's more the fact that she's bringing back memories I'm rather not fond of for many obvious reasons as inspiration for a thing that isn't even really occurring that bothers me the most.