Homeless;

[justtake5minutes]

If I keep having to resort to coming here to get you to listen, people are going to start to wonder. But, in all seriousness...

[ There's a short pause ]

...as much as you want to see it, I am not constantly giving Shepard the bedroom eyes.

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[talesoftheshepard]

I beg to differ. You've made more the one meeting more enjoyable. Though, not sure Liara approved.

[justtake5minutes]

I still protest that I'm constantly doing it. A guy has to keep up an image.

[talesoftheshepard]

Do you? Did you miss the looks Tali and Garrus give each other?

[justtake5minutes]

You know, it's hard to make a fuss with you around.

[talesoftheshepard]

It's my secret power. [ The humors there, even if Shepard's still exhausted from the war.] Besides, you should hear the crew talk about my eyes following your ass though the mess hall. It's terrible.

[justtake5minutes]

Why Commander, I always assumed you would be more discreet.

[talesoftheshepard]

You've clearly never seen your ass. [ There's a small smile on his face.] And I'm less discreet then Vega crashing a shuttle into another shuttle. Give me points for that.

[justtake5minutes]

Most people don't take the time to stare at their ass in the mirror. So, I'll have to take your word for it.

[6s_wild]

"Not giving the bedroom eyes?" That is a stunningly specific denial.

[She smirks.]

[justtake5minutes]

It was a stunningly specific accusation .

[6s_wild]

I can't argue with that logic.

[Beat.]

Well?

[justtake5minutes]

Are you asking if it's true?

No, no I'm not that bad.

[6s_wild]

Ohh, so it's only mostly true.

[justtake5minutes]

I'm out of practice. If, and that's a big if... if I'm doing it, it's unintentional.

[6s_wild]

Huh. I can tell you're a pretty honest and genuine guy.

It's so naive it's charming.

[justtake5minutes]

Honesty is naive? I must have missed the memo on that one.

[6s_wild]

Hmm... [She gives Kaidan an appraising glance.]

Old word design. Pretty sharp and well-maintained. You're either from the way back or you're Enclave and Brotherhood of Steel.

[Her eyes turn to Kaidan's, gauging his reaction.] You don't need to lie much in your battalion, hmm? If you don't want a court marshal, anyway.

[justtake5minutes]

Sorry, you lost me at Brotherhood of Steel. But, in my crew we have no real reason to lie to each other.

[6s_wild]

[She smirks.]

Old world guy.

In my crew you'd have plenty of reason to lie.

It's called survival.

[justtake5minutes]

Doesn't sound like much of a crew, honestly.

[6s_wild]

You have no idea.