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All right, look.
You can headcanon all you want about how big I am down there, but the moment I turn into a laughing stock for it I'm going to have to say something about it. I mean, Panty? You really want me to sleep with a bitch like that? You know she's just going to tell everyone about it, and since she's such a whore she's of course going to be a size queen. I don't care if I'm good with my hands or not, this is too much!
Look, I appreciate that you're trying to get me "out there." Most of the plans you have for me are fine! In fact, they're great. And I'm not even all that opposed to getting one up on the likes of Panty, but the fact that I'm going to be the one all the worse for it...
[He sighs.]
Next time think things through a little bit more.
You can headcanon all you want about how big I am down there, but the moment I turn into a laughing stock for it I'm going to have to say something about it. I mean, Panty? You really want me to sleep with a bitch like that? You know she's just going to tell everyone about it, and since she's such a whore she's of course going to be a size queen. I don't care if I'm good with my hands or not, this is too much!
Look, I appreciate that you're trying to get me "out there." Most of the plans you have for me are fine! In fact, they're great. And I'm not even all that opposed to getting one up on the likes of Panty, but the fact that I'm going to be the one all the worse for it...
[He sighs.]
Next time think things through a little bit more.
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she really, really shouldn't laugh. ]
Try puttin that mouth to work next time, maybe it'll offset your mun's totes unfortunate headcanon.
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I thought you were supposed to be one of the understanding ones! [Oh that came out as a bit of a whine, didn't it?] I should've said something earlier...
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[such language...]
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Oh, Maya-san. You don't have to pay attention to any of this... In fact, just forget it! It's better that way.
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[That's more thoughtful than confused or questioning. Just don't mind her staring at you like she's putting something together.]
Adachi's did seem pretty perky for their size...[mumblemumble]
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[What are you even? You look somewhat familiar... But Adachi doesn't get it.]