RE: Wind Waker HD

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

OI!

Those pictographs look great! I'm gonna get a bunch'a new icons outta this, right? And you can get rid'a some'a those dumb princess ones.

Hmm... And whaddaya think the chances are of my Link showin' up in the Tower again? Ya know, I'm gonna have t'hit him pretty hard for leavin' me there. The kid would have some nerve to show up and not expect to get cuffed for it.

I guess it'd be nice to have him around again. It'd make that tower'a hell a bit more bearable.

[Liar. You'd love to have him back, Tetra.]

Don't go puttin' words in my mouth...

And while yer at it, go replay the one ya got until you can get the HD one. Been awhile.

Comments

[great_king_of_evil]

I doubt anyone wants "your Link" to show his face in our tower. Mediocrity is something we can do without.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Says the guy who got stabbed in the face by my Link, and left at the bottom of the ocean with all that was left of Hyrule.

[zelda_hylia]

[Her speech is so crude... this isn't another Zelda, is it?]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Totally is. How does it feel to see how your family ends up?]

'Hoy! Zelda!

[zelda_hylia]

[It feels very confusing. It's not as if this Zelda wasn't a tomboy as a child, but she was never quite THIS blunt.]

Hello, there. I couldn't help but notice that you were speaking about hitting Link.

[How could anyone want to hit Link?!]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Pirates, arg.]

Huh? Oh yeah, the little twerp up and ditched me in the tower sometime last year. So I wanna give him what he deserves.

[He's actually her best friend. It'll be a friend punch. A painful one.]

[zelda_hylia]

I don't believe it was his fault. You might want to hit his mundane instead. They are often the cause of great suffering.

[Judicious application of violence is the best application, Tetra.]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

I can't reach her so I gotta hit him instead. I also owe him one for lettin' Ganondork kill him, my first week there.

[What's that? Doesn't sound like something she'd normally do. Doesn't sound fun either.]

[zelda_hylia]

[Does Tetra hold the Triforce of Wisdom or not? Goddesses. There are more pressing things to worry about here, though.]

Ganondorf killed him?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[She does, actually! The administrators just gave it back to her a couple weeks ago.]

Uh-huh. Him and about three other Links and the Zelda that's there with me. That's okay though, they killed him too in the end.

[The concept of death is just rolling right off her.]

[zelda_hylia]

Ahhh... I am guessing death is not permanent in that place?

[It's a little unnerving honestly, stop that Tetra!]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Nah, everyone comes back the next mornin' but there's a longer sleep paralysis when they do.

[Oh, so she better not mention how she died on Halloween and woke up with an hourglass where her heart should have been? And she's actually being more casual about it than she might usually be since she's here and has to put on a good show.]

Oh why not, he needs some exercise...

[conductsthewind]

[Wait, hitting him? He didn't leave any of the towers he had been to until he had taken care of everything!

She sure has some scary ideas. So have a face that obviously expresses this sentiment.]

Excellent!

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[That punching thing? Isn't happening. Not yet because she's too busy leaping at him and hugging him. He'll get two, later, for flinching.]

Hee hee! btw I play him mostly silent >_>;

[conductsthewind]

Ahhhhhh!

[Well, this was definitely better than getting hit. But his nerves were already up and now...th-this?

But...maybe it's not so bad? His shock turns to a sheepish smile.]

Heh heh...

That's okay! I've played against silent Links before.

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[The hug only lasts a few seconds before she punches him in the arm, just hard enough to leave it a little sore. She doesn't care that it's not her same Link.]

Okay good, never sure what people think XD

[conductsthewind]

Gah-!

[Yeah, he really should have seen that coming. He rubs his arm, giving her a questioning frown. He probably would have looked more annoyed, but he was still getting over that hug.]

I am definitely okay with it :3

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

That's for not bein' around when me an' Zelda need ya the most.

[She might be pouting a little.]

Yaaay!

[conductsthewind]

[Yeah, well...!

...Wait, what?]

Huuuh?

[True, he didn't know the situation she was talking about, but her and Zelda? Since when was there one that was always called that?]

:3

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Huff. Well, she can't hold it against him. Tetra had learned the whole multiple thing awhile ago. Still this is Tetra, she's obviously going to share her violent tendencies among all the WW!Link's that show up.]

Yeah, me an' Zelda are dealin' with Ganondork and a bunch'a other freaks. By ourselves.

[conductsthewind]

[Yes yes, he knows all about those. Like how she kept grabbing his weapons when they were fighting Ganondorf...dork. And even though he knows she's perfectly capable, that description just did not sound like it was going well.

He initially looks worried, but then gasps a bit. Wait, he's a hero! He put together the Triforce of Courage for that reason! He should be helping!

He draws his sword and starts looking around. Okay, where is this tower? He should be able to see something like that from here, right?]

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

[Sadly, he won't be able to see it from here. She wishes that he could, especially with how determined he is.]

It's on a whole other world, where they say that our world got destroyed.

and here I wasn't going to get a wii u sob

[wheresyourballs]

"Tower'a hell" sounds pretty bad. I wouldn't blame that Link guy for not being there.

[UH.] Wait, why does hell have a tower?

Neither was I /pats

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

Well, he's a hero so he should be.

That's just what a bunch'a people in the tower call it. Some of the other people there call it Murdertower, since we die all a lot.

1/2

[wheresyourballs]

Oh, neat. I bet he's a really cool hero!

2/2

[wheresyourballs]

[Hold up. Rewind.]

Ah- You guys die... a lot? That's horrible!

Why is that happening?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

He's not as great as the Hero of Time but he's pretty amazing. For a kid.

[She shrugs a little. Deep down, she hates the idea of dying, she already died once there during Halloween when her costume crushed her. Waking up had sucked, what with the hourglass in place of her heart.]

Things happen and people die but the administrators bring us back to life. A lot of our deaths are their fault though.

[wheresyourballs]

Those heartless jerks! Why would they bring you back to life if they're just going to kill you again?

[He's frowning, confused. None of this makes any sense to him.]

Can't you just leave?

[stop_calling_me_zelda]

For experiments, I guess? Jason's big on experimentin' on us. And we can't even find a way out of the tower. If we did though, we wouldn't really have anywhere to go since our worlds were supposedly destroyed.