I don't even

[trickslol]

[Sliiight twinge of sarcasm.] I love what you've done with the journal. Very classy...by Omega's standards, anyway.

Speaking of which, I got some vorcha to shoot. If there's anything you should know about me, it's my job.

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And take down that image. Where the hell did you even find that?

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[preitor_gavorn]

I would know about your job. Er, my job.

Shame about that picture, though. My mun isn't quite that mean.

[trickslol]

"Our job" might be easier. [Actually, it really is.....ho ho! His mun is a clever one.]

Yeah... [Just. Staring at it.] She's creative, I'll give her that. Knowing her, I bet she'll make me wear a monocle and a top hat.

[...:3a]

...damn it.

[preitor_gavorn]

[Laugh. Oh yeah, that laugh.]

You should watch what you say around yours.

[trickslol]

[Dat laugh.]

Noted. She's not evil, just crazy.

[desolas]

You expected something different from a human?

[trickslol]

I expected something worse. [Not that he would voice it. No more fueling ideas for his mun. Nope.]

[turian_travel_package]

You know what would be really classy is shooting vorcha while out on one of Rodam Expedition's Adventure Travel Packages!

Think of it, you've been stalking the pack for six days. In that time, they've killed five men, but they keep multiplying faster than you can reload!

But you're smart. And you have the best rifle this side of the galaxy. You see the barrel of oil... line it up... BLAM! You're the hero! That's what we offer. Not a vacation. But an experience.

Sorry for the slow reply. Was too busy singing to The Carpenters.

[trickslol]

Actually, a vacation sounds nice right about now. [And he can't believe even a shopkeeper has an account. Oh, what a world.[

Bahaha. Apology accepted

[turian_travel_package]

We prefer the term Adventure Travel Package at Rodam. More for your credits, and all. The jacuzzi add-on is optional.

[Everyone needs love, man. No judgin'.]

I was going to make a drunk joke but I apparently already did. Sorry for the html typo LOL

[trickslol]

Vacation's shorter to say.

[Totally not judging. That shopkeeper looks so happy. C:]

[turian_travel_package]

That it is, potential consumer! [He loves his job okay.] Feel free to use our terminal for any browsing needs, or just ask me if you have any questions.

[Did we mention he has beautiful blue eyes?]

[trickslol]

[He does have pretty blue eyes. That must have helped business a lot amirite?]

Your mun brought you here just so you could...do what you always do?

[reigninginstars]

Still got that vorcha problem, I take it?

[trickslol]

Problem more or less solved. There will always be vorcha though.

[reigninginstars]

Good to know the problem is solved.

[She didn't help get rid of them or anything. Nope.]

[trickslol]

I don't think I know you. Do I? [Her voice sounds familiar, but that's about it.]

IDK IF THIS IS BEFORE OR AFTER THEY'VE MET AAH djfsjgH

[reigninginstars]

[Half shrug]

Just a random passer-by. [Doing some business. The usual.]

[She's surprised he doesn't know who she is, though.]

They sort of did. Except he knew her with reddish hair. 8'D

[trickslol]

[He has a feeling he does, so he just eyes her a little.]

Well armed and suited up for combat. Yup. Just a random passer-by. [And he means it. /sob]

Ahh! Gotcha~ 8D

[reigninginstars]

Definitely. Never can be too cautious. [Have a small smirk.]

I do gotta admit that I'm a little surprised you don't recognize me. [Ouch, my feelings, Gavorn.]

[trickslol]

Come to think of it, your voice does sound familiar. [You'd think being in Omega for a while, human faces would be easier to remember.]

Last human I really talked to was a woman who took down a good number of them. Haven't felt that relaxed in a while.

[reigninginstars]

[Looks like he's beginning to remember her.]

If you want, I can get rid of more for you.

[Shepard half shrugs, glancing away momentarily to check their surroundings.]

It's really not that hard to remember "Shepard". Unless you were just yanking my leg.

[trickslol]

Oh. That was you? [Blinks.] You look...different.

[reigninginstars]

Different? How so?

/cough

[techno_turian]

[Clearly, Gavorn, the best way to solve your problem of pictography? DANCE.]

Sweet buttery Jesus. What's next? Turian pole dancer? [yesplz]

[trickslol]

[Very mesmerizing.

To his mun, anyway. Not him. Nope. He gives no varren shits.

Okay, so that guy is pretty good.]

Don't tempt me lady

[techno_turian]

[Sure you don't, Gavorn. Look at these hips. LOOK AT THEM. They could seduce a charging krogan!]

Your face is tempting.

[trickslol]

[Gavorn would pay to see that. The charging krogan, that is. Yes.]

Why are you dancing when there isn't any music playing? [Fuck. He just set himself up there, didn't he?]

[sorrybabe]

Look kid, you can't get too worked up about that mun shit, they're all crazy.

Shame 'bout the picture.

[trickslol]

She is most definitely crazy. So it's not just me? [Misery loves company indeed.]

[sorrybabe]

It's definitely not just you. Shame about that picture though, I guess most Turians don't like to advertise.

[trickslol]

Not sure if that's any better than spreading lies.

[What the- when did that link get there?]

...okay, definitely better. I'll take what I can get. [His life, man.]

[redshirting]

An interesting occupation, "Captain".

[And by "interesting" he means "why the fuck are you a captain for that"]

[trickslol]

[Chuckles.]

It pays the bills.

[Hey, he looks like someone important. Or something.]

[redshirting]

It's in high demand, then?

[trickslol]

It's easy, if a bit repetitive.

[redshirting]

I would imagine. They spawn like a plague.

[trickslol]

[Lol. He said plague.] Haha, I saw what you did there.

[redshirting]

[nihlus is lost because he was dead when that happened.]

Did you? What did I do?

Nihlus has the best face paint. I keep seeing Optimus Prime. Or Spider-Man.

[trickslol]

[Sucks to be red. I mean, him.]

You mean you didn't know? There was a plague that broke out in the slums of Omega. It affected every race but human and vorcha. [Shrugs.] Go figure.

LMAO OPTIMUS? really? wait how?

[redshirting]

Then why were you only tasked to hunt vorcha?

[dontfuckwith]

I rather like the image.

[trickslol]

[Damn. Coming from her, that means it stays.]

There are a couple with you too. [Slight subject change, fuck yeah.] Just in case you and or your mun didn't know.