good morning muse nice to see you too // lol abax?

[spacecowboy]

Hey, uh, you're not seriously considering takin' me to that place, are you? 'Cause, uh, I don't do well in that kind of situation without a gun.

Though I guess I can just find some place to crash and steal some food.

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[justabitoffun]

Just as long as these two muns realize that I am not going to be interested in some lazy low-life and expect me to interact with such.

[spacecowboy]

Hey, mister, I'm not asking to go anywhere and I'm certainly not asking to talk to you either. It's not like they ever listen, anyway.

[justabitoffun]

A fact of which I am all too well aware.

[spacecowboy]

Could be worse, I guess. Like being forced into doing something for you.

[glock30]

You don't do well in any situation without a gun. No gun would defy your whole philosophy of 'shoot first, ask questions later.'

[spacecowboy]

Yeah, well, rumor has it you show up ass-naked without any of your weapons.

Fancy seeing you here.

[glock30]

Don't get rumor confused with wishful thinking, Spike.

It's a small, small world, and I'm only doing my civic duty.

[spacecowboy]

You think I really want to wake up in a morgue without clothing and my gun?

Civic duty? You mean swindling whoever passes by?

[glock30]

Wouldn't be the first time.

No. I mean making sure you don't eat a bunch of clueless people out of house and home with your stray cat routine. Oh, and FYI, it's not stealing if you warn everyone you're going to do it first, moron.

[spacecowboy]

Hey! Everything's free for the taking anyway! It's not like anyone really cares if you steal things from some abandoned place. Then I guess it's more like scavenging instead of stealing, if you wanna get real technical 'bout it.

[glock30]

Funny, whenever I said anything like that on the Bebop, I had you or Jet huffing and puffing down my throat about it.

[spacecowboy]

Yeah, because we didn't do it on a daily basis like you did and we both knew you were lying about it.

[glock30]

You can't even call that stealing. I lived there, too.

[spacecowboy]

It's stealing when you take something that wasn't bought with your own money, Faye. It's also stealing when you use that little anklet of yours.

[glock30]

You're getting confused with strategy.

[spacecowboy]

Am I? Certainly one way to look at it.

[glock30]

It's not really surprising. If I had a brain the size of a pea, I'd probably get confused easily, too.

[spacecowboy]

Whatever. I'm sure that's the answer to everything.

[glock30]

Care less, Spike.

[spacecowboy]

What's that supposed to mean?

[glock30]

Don't act like you haven't been practicing that whole apathetic bullshit routine the entire time I've known you. It's not exactly news.