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[lighthearted_friend]

Hey Boss.

There sure are a lot of evil people in the world right now.

I feel like we should probably take care of that.








~ Yours Truly

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[soangryicouldtinkle]

Do we just form a line or do we take a number?

[lighthearted_friend]

You seem full of wit. But not sure you make the list.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

There's a list? Is this an exclusive club?

You pompous jerks! How much genocide do you have to commit to get on this list anyways?

[lighthearted_friend]

Who knows? Maybe there just hasn't been enough research done yet.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

When I unmake all things in a fit of screaming and relentless madness, there will be no need for research.

Until then, I guess I could cook some orphans and offer them as bribes to whatever horrible and unfeeling entities run this club.

[lighthearted_friend]

What makes you think there is a club?

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Clubs have lists.

[lighthearted_friend]

Lots of people have lists without associating with large groups of people.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Well, you better make a club and put me on that list or you are getting a knife in your...

[soangryicouldtinkle]

...your....

[soangryicouldtinkle]

What the hell are you anyways?

[lighthearted_friend]

I'm a...person.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Don't be so hard on yourself.

[lighthearted_friend]

It is what it is.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

Lucky for you, I have a solution to your problem.

[lighthearted_friend]

I don't see a problem. So I need no solution.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

See, accepting you have a problem is the first step to solving it.

[lighthearted_friend]

I am honestly perplexed by you. Not sure that has ever happened before. Still I must once again decline your offer.

[soangryicouldtinkle]

It's okay if you can't keep up.

Let's play a game instead. I'll show you my mastery of mind reading.

Pick a number between Bolt 1 and Bolt 3. Tell me when you're ready.

[hatesvampires]

Oh c'mon now, what's a world without a little evil here and there.

You're just trying to take alllllll the fun out of life, y'know.

[lighthearted_friend]

All fun comes with a price. Sometimes the price is a greatly reduced lifespan.

[notshadowfever]

Why waste your time? You'll only be humiliated.

[lighthearted_friend]

You seem familiar with the concept. So why would I listen to you?

[notshadowfever]

[Blink. Then angryface.] Wh-what? Nonsense! I've never been humiliated by anyone in my life!

[lighthearted_friend]

I am impressed then. [Either that or you've been deemed delusional]

[notshadowfever]

[Eggman quickly calms down and smirks. That wasn't what he was expecting to hear.]

Good. I'm glad you've got some respect after all.

[lighthearted_friend]

m...hm. [if that's what you want to think, sure]