dear_mun | (no subject)

Don't do it.

Why?

Just trust me.

I'm supposed to just trust you?

That's rich.

It shouldn't be that hard. Sexting is a bad idea. Don't try it.

Are you speakin' from experience, or...?

[A smile.] From seeing other people embarrass themselves.

Should've known you were too prude to try somethin' like that.

Kinda goes with your name. Prued.

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Hah. Funny. You're the first person to ever make that joke.

You don't know what sexting is?

No, I just asked for the hell of it.

Sorry, I'm just. [snort.] Surprised.

I get the gist, I just don't understand how it works.

It's basically porn over text.

And that's supposed to work with chicks?

I guess it'd depend on the chick, but pretty much.

Huh.

Huh what?

[ ...not answering this one. Sooooo not answering this one. ]

What?

It's --

[ Oh god YUP she's answering this one. ]

Texting sexy stuff. Like, uh, like phone sex but text.

Wow. You'd have to be pretty desperate to try that.

It's more up Sam's alley.

I don't think it's desperate. More... if you're in a spot where you can't say it out loud.

So, it's a couple's thing?

Couples, friends with benefits, awkward pranks.

Watch it. You're the mother of my niece.

[ Now it's her turn. ]

What?

[ Bad mouth him in game, bad mouth him over here

gettin' real tired of your shit dean ]

Seriously?

Really? With all the time spent on phones, you - of all people - don't know what sexting is?

Cute.

I get the concept I don't understand how it's done or what it's supposed to do. Sounds like a bunch of crap to me.

Photos often accompany the sexting part. Or, if someone's at work or in a meeting... it's a good way to put them in the mood for later.

Or, uh. So I've heard.

Sure. You heard.

Who hasn't said something interesting over text message before?

[Fiddle fiddle-- incoming!]

Hey, baby. What color underwear are you wearing?

[Shrug.]

Dean Winchester... *crosses his arms and gives the other man an appraising once-over*

My mun's apparently become quite enamored of ya. Gotta say, bro, I'm almost jealous. *smirk*

But ya don't know sexting? Damn...

That is not a proper word.

But if it involves coitus as the word suggest, I am baffled you would not know more about it.

It's a lil' too boring for my taste but whatever floats your boat.

So sexting is a naval activity.

[You sailed right into that, Dean. Pun intended.]

Excuse me?

You mentioned a boat.

[He missed something here, right?]

No, Cas.

That's just a figure of speech.