Poor Liir is a moody boy

[britch]

Very witty username. I'm in hysterics. Hah. Do you have any idea how weird it's going to be to meet Elphaba as my half-sister rather than my mother?

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[wickedwarlock]

I'll probably regret asking, but how can your mother become your half-sister, exactly?

[britch]

It's one of those alternate universe things. Like the one that Dorothy came from, except I was born and raised there.

[wickedwarlock]

You know one of the Dorothys?

[switchly]

Yes.

[And had a stupid teenage crush on her even though she accidentally killed his mom, but he's not gonna admit that.]

[wickedwarlock]

How? Are you from Oz?

[switchly]

Yes. From The Vinkus, though my mother was a tall woman born in Munchkinland.

[wickedwarlock]

My grandmother was of Munchkinlnad, but...The Vinkus?

[switchly]

The Vinkus, to the west of The Emerald City. The ignorant call it "Winkie Country".

[wickedwarlock]

Ignorant [He quirks an eyebrow.] That's what everyone calls it. My grandfather ruled it under Ozma's power.

[switchly]

It's considered a slur by the natives. How long has it been since an Ozma ruled for you?

[wickedwarlock]

What do you mean an Ozma? There is only one.

[switchly]

It's the hereditary title of the queens of Oz.

[girlbyaccident]

But on the other hand, it could be argued that I'm far more qualified - or at least less horrible - at being a sister than I am at being a mother. And when life doesn't do you any large favors, it is customary to be thank god for the small ones.

[switchly]

Black humor. Or is it green, in this case? But now i've given you the impossible burden of being constantly compared to Nor.