this was inevitable; canon is Cuticle Detective Inaba

[cuticledetective]

Look, Whoever-you-are!

Who said you could drag me out here?! I have too many other idiots that require my attention to deal with you, too! Now leave me alone unless you can make it worth my while.

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[feeltherhythm]

... Oh.

[our hairstyle really is terribly generic. Mon dieu]

Bonjour! So you're the detective that my mun's been making faces at the last couple of weeks.

laaate I'm sorry DW never told me there was a reply. T_T

[cuticledetective]

[Minus the ears made out of hair. I think it's actually hair? NEVERMIND FLOPPY RED HAIR ALL AROUND~]

Ah! My reputation precedes me! All good things, I hope?

it's cool, I've been busy |D;

[feeltherhythm]

I'm...not sure I would say it's all good things. Considering how similar we look, it's more questions than anything else.

[he pauses, before repeating dully]

"why are you adorable?"
"What is happening?"
"Everyone's adorable and everything hurts"
"What is even happening??"

[normally;] Like that.